No Clue What To Do With These Bois So Ill Leave Em Here

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

Anemone runs from starfish

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

Fruit Dragons by Alexandra Khitrova.

Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.

I did a bunch of sexuality unicorns! you can buy them on look human, they can easily be found by searching the phrases. If there’s any other you’d like to see let me know and i’ll do them! Will continuously add to this as I create more! Edit: I saw quite a few people talking about there not being a lesbian unicorn, but I already made one and even made a post shorty after this one. someone asked for one in the messages of this post, but I guess people didn’t see it I went ahead and added it here ^^;  I ask if you have any issues in the future, feel free to message me directly! I’m friendly and always willing to change/add things if there’s a problem! Also these can now be found on mugs!! http://shelbylookshuman.tumblr.com/post/178954351998/the-sexuality-unicorns-have-been-added-to-mugs 

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

so @spidcyson, @aqentbarton, and i were talking and the question of ‘do the kardashians exist in the mcu’ came up SO

headcanon that tony stark doesn’t like them much– doesn’t like how they run things in general like how they aren’t as charitable or thoughtful towards their fans– and eventually, he catches wind of the drama surrounding the youngest jenner and her customers

he starts a beauty line of his own just out of sheer pettiness so he gets rhodey and pepper in on it and eventually stark industries expands a makeup branch

tony hires models of every gender, race, sexuality, and background for promoting his brand as a ‘fuck you’ to the lack of diversity in jenner’s brand– even collabs with fenty beauty a few times– and tony growing up in the spotlight, actually knows how to work with makeup (his experimental stints in the fashion and style of the 90s and early 2000s is proof enough of that)

he gets peter and the avengers in on the scheme and peter, giving no fucks of societal gender roles, actually wants to learn how to do makeup so tony pulls out his big ass makeup kit and shows him the ropes – “you start with a clean face and then moisturizer. then you do primer” – and eventually, peter becomes sort of a tester for stark beauty’s products bc he wants to practice his own makeup skills as well

more than once, the avengers call peter in for an emergency in the middle of one of his “practice sessions” and afterwards, he takes the mask off and tony laughs and the avengers are confused as to why peter only has half a glitter cut crease and unblended contour

bonus: tony starts up a beauty channel on youtube and the avengers guest star here and there like bucky guest stars in one of the videos titled “husband’s best friend does my makeup one-armed” and the first few seconds of the video is bucky staring deadpan into the camera and twisting his metal arm off while tony cackles in the background