This Is Why I Don’t Tell 99% People Im Bisexual

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

I did a bunch of sexuality unicorns! you can buy them on look human, they can easily be found by searching the phrases. If there’s any other you’d like to see let me know and i’ll do them! Will continuously add to this as I create more! Edit: I saw quite a few people talking about there not being a lesbian unicorn, but I already made one and even made a post shorty after this one. someone asked for one in the messages of this post, but I guess people didn’t see it I went ahead and added it here ^^;  I ask if you have any issues in the future, feel free to message me directly! I’m friendly and always willing to change/add things if there’s a problem! Also these can now be found on mugs!! http://shelbylookshuman.tumblr.com/post/178954351998/the-sexuality-unicorns-have-been-added-to-mugs 

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If you love Iron Man

BECAUSE

Of

THE

MAN

THE GENIUS

The protector

THAT CREATED IT

IRON MAN WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT TONY STARK. TONY STARK CREATED THE SUIT OUT OF A BOX OF SCAPS IN A CAVE WITH NOTHING BUT A WILL TO SURVIVE AND A DETERMINATION TO FIX HIS MISTAKES AND TO HELP PEOPLE.

AND THAT IS WHY HE IS EARTH’S GREATEST DEFENDER.

These are eMotionButterflies.

They are ultralight artificial insects. They have coordinated flying behavior in a collective. The company have some other great projects too.

But when i saw this, all i thought was how Tony would obsess with Stephen`s butterflies and try to create this. The eMotionButterflies is bigger than normal butterflies in the videos. But i imagine they progressively get smaller in time and Tony would finally show his butterflies to Stephen.

Of course Dum-E would have a great time to try to catch them and Tony would have let them because it actually works great with learning progress. Butterflies turn out as little teases. They can get very close but you cant swat them away.

Peter would be weaving his webs to the corners to catch them. Tony regrets the day Peter come in and found out the butterflies.

Tony finally shows Stephen the butterflies with his nanotech. He does the boom-boom-woosh with his hands and little butterflies fly out of his chest. He would be saying how he can do that, see, magic is a lie. And Stephen, after getting over this stunned amazement moment, would create his own butterflies saying Tony might be close but his is better.

Everybody would be too stunned to react at first. Natasha would try to swipe one of them. Scott would make it his life mission to ride one. Magical and Bionic butterflies would fly together on top of Bruce head, amazing him how they could interact together.

Some past works

McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

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Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

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Canon in inversion and augmentation