You’ve Heard Of: Getting Emotionally Attached To Your Roomba

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This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

💮 Happy Pride month with pride birds! 💮

Same sis, same

so @spidcyson, @aqentbarton, and i were talking and the question of ‘do the kardashians exist in the mcu’ came up SO

headcanon that tony stark doesn’t like them much– doesn’t like how they run things in general like how they aren’t as charitable or thoughtful towards their fans– and eventually, he catches wind of the drama surrounding the youngest jenner and her customers

he starts a beauty line of his own just out of sheer pettiness so he gets rhodey and pepper in on it and eventually stark industries expands a makeup branch

tony hires models of every gender, race, sexuality, and background for promoting his brand as a ‘fuck you’ to the lack of diversity in jenner’s brand– even collabs with fenty beauty a few times– and tony growing up in the spotlight, actually knows how to work with makeup (his experimental stints in the fashion and style of the 90s and early 2000s is proof enough of that)

he gets peter and the avengers in on the scheme and peter, giving no fucks of societal gender roles, actually wants to learn how to do makeup so tony pulls out his big ass makeup kit and shows him the ropes – “you start with a clean face and then moisturizer. then you do primer” – and eventually, peter becomes sort of a tester for stark beauty’s products bc he wants to practice his own makeup skills as well

more than once, the avengers call peter in for an emergency in the middle of one of his “practice sessions” and afterwards, he takes the mask off and tony laughs and the avengers are confused as to why peter only has half a glitter cut crease and unblended contour

bonus: tony starts up a beauty channel on youtube and the avengers guest star here and there like bucky guest stars in one of the videos titled “husband’s best friend does my makeup one-armed” and the first few seconds of the video is bucky staring deadpan into the camera and twisting his metal arm off while tony cackles in the background

!!! WARNING, EVERYONE !!!

IF YOU SEE THIS IN A YOUTUBE AD MUTE YOUR DEVICE AND SCROLL UNTIL YOU CAN’T SEE THE VIDEO SCREEN ANYMORE.

This is an ad about animal cruelty that has very loud screaming of dying animals. Also flashing, graphic pictures of said animals, like a dead chicken or a pig biting a wired fence.

It’s about thirty seconds, the screaming starts 10 seconds in and the ad isn’t skippable.

It can trigger panic attacks and cause your anxiety to skyrocket, and it’s just generally a very disturbing thing no one should see.

I’ve only seen a warning yet, haven’t stumbled across this before despite using YT a lot but for the love of God please be careful. Here is a link to that video but ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SENSITIVE TO THIS TYPE OF CONTENT. I’m merely giving out the link so you can report it and I wouldn’t advise any of you actually watch it.

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?