Ha ha been there Brucie
Dick: *showing off a cute childhood picture to the family* Oh this one is my favorite! Bruce looks so surprised here, haha! I busted into the bathroom and he almost screamed! It was so funny.
Damian: I can’t imagine Baba getting scared from something so… menial
Jason: Shit was a lot different back then kid. I once scared the old man when. I once scared him in the Batcave when he was examining a gun from a case. Weirdly enough he didn’t get mad at me. I’m pretty sure there’s a picture of that too, it’s in here somewhere. *starts flipping through a photo album*
Tim: *grabbing his own photo album* I noticed that! Sometimes Bruce gets pretty weird and startled easily. Still haven’t figured it out… I bet Steph also had a bunch of stories of the same thing
Bruce: *walk in to the living room* What are you all doing? Hopefully not causing any trouble.
Dick: *grinning widely and pulling Bruce to sit down near him* Nah, not this time. We’ve just been going through a lot of old pictures! See! *shows Bruce the picture*
Bruce: *squints at picture before frowning* Oh, I remember that. I was in the middle of a suicide attempt and you caught me
Dick: WHAT! *coughing and sputtering*
Bruce: Yes, see the knife by the bathtub? And the bottle of pills near the toilet? Dropped them when you busted in. I thought you knew?
Jason: *absolutely shocked* Pops… what the hell???
Bruce: *glances over at the picture Jason found* That one too. I was going to turn the gun on myself.
Jason: *looks down at picture in horror*
Bruce: *grabs the photo album from Tim’s hand and flips through it* About half of these are interrupted attempts lol. The other albums probably have more. *shrugs*
Damian: *teary eyed* Baba…
Bruce: *already moving Damian onto his lap and hugging him tightly* Oh no sweetie, it’s okay. I’m… I’m trying to get better. I’m sorry I really thought you all knew…
Tim: *hides his face in Bruce’s shoulder while hugging him* I should’ve noticed. I’m sorry…
Bruce: No Tim, this is never and will never be your fault. It’s not your job to take care of me, even if I did push it on you when we first met. None of you have done anything wrong.
Jason: *voice breaking* B-but…
Dick: W-we could’ve… *tearing up*
Bruce: Done absolutely nothing. I was in a dark place long before I met any of you, even being with Alfred didn’t help.
Dick: I still can’t believe I never noticed… w-what happened to you after I left? After Jason died?
Bruce: Let’s not talk about that, it’ll only make us all upset.
Jason: *flipping through photo album and scrutinizing every photo* Y-you look so gaunt in these… I’ve never noticed…
Bruce: *chuckles awkwardly and slowly pulls album out of Jason’s hands* Yeah, that’s what an eating disorder will do to you. And coke…*mutters*
Tim: Fuck…
Dick: What was that last part?
Bruce: Nothing, anyways… let’s stop talking about this, okay? I made brownies.
Damian: *still sniffling* Okay Baba… can we have ice cream too?
Bruce: *chuckles softly, smiling fondly at all his sons* Of course, cmon, before Alfred finds out.
favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.
It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.
How to flirt with Crowley
Good Omens S1E1 | S2E6
will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself
Crowley + being unable to refuse Aziraphale.
sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
when talking about AI remember the different versions:
Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives
Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something
Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony
I think as an apology Amazon should greenlight season three now
So you know when you're writing a scene where the hero is carrying an injured person and you realize you've never been in this situation and have no idea how accurate the method of transportation actually is?
Oh boy, do I have a valuable resource for you!
Here is a PDF of the best ways to carry people depending on the situation and how conscious the injured person needs to be for the carrying position.
Literally a life saver.
(No pun intended.)
Jane Austen, Good Omens, OFMD, Fleabag, Supernatural, Superbat. Like everything gay that makes u cry ? She/ella/Lei.
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