P-main - Depressed Bisexual Capricorn

I’m ready to get hurt

#The holy trinity of queer agony

Canon

since I'm in my posting hcs on main era: listen

imagine angel blades burn people who touch them, both mentally and physically, and kinda have a mind of their own and a direct line with their angel host so they're always connected. each specific blade for each specific angel and humans can't use them because one it's not a weapon for them their skin just be peeled right off their hand and mind fried a bit and two the blades just don't wanna because they are prideful.

and then on early seasons dean grabs cas' blade in a fight without thinking because quick quick that feathered fucks are gonna kill innocent people and nothing works on them so fuck it - and stabs one of the angels with it. and cas is just looking at him wide eyed because oh it liked dean and let him do that uh oh does that mean I like dean enough to let him get access to this part of me. and dean is like holy shit my hand is still with me does the blade (and cas?) like me or what. and the angels are like what the fuck.

And not a brain cell

the Literacy Duo, as i like to call them

have you heard of this spray that makes you see hair on your face that is otherwise invisible so you can shave it with a dull plastic razor that comes in a 20 pack which will be on this planet for hundreds of years??? buy. have you heard of this single use sheet masks that does nothing different than a normal mask and you have to wear it overnight (it will come off) and on flights (you look crazy)??? buy. have you heard of this camera that makes you see your greasy scalp (normal) and dead skin (also normal) up close so you can purchase a treatment for hundreds of dollars and/or exfoliating scrub containing particles that are going down your drain and straight into the sea???? buy. have you heard of this special plastic gadget that

Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow #confirmed

Destiel is simply so powerful that not only hasn't it stopped going canon every few months for 5 years now but it also tried to go canon in a different universe (Harvey Dent & Bruce Wayne in Gotham Knights) on CW and when that didn't work out now they are about to go canon in yet another universe (The Boys) on Amazon Prime this time.

These two will literally not stop until they kiss each other and nobody can do anything about it.

this website is full of some of the greatest writers ever to use their talents for evil and chaos with no payoff whatsoever

Crowley + being unable to refuse Aziraphale.

i have to be real with y'all from the nanosecond i witnessed Castiel Angel of the Lord bust through those barn doors serving cunt like nobody's fucking business something snapped inside my brain and i was forever Changed as a human being