Who Said I Wasn't Stubborn?

I think a large proportion of the DC comics fanboys would have an easier time if they admitted they just want to fuck Batman already

Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow #confirmed

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

you’re telling me after 40+ years of comics, not one writer at DC has taken one for the team and let Batman fuck Superman?

good omens 2 is genuinely so funny. it's like a good omens/crossover fandom fic got turned into a whole 6 hours of television. crowley and aziraphale kissed and then immediately broke up. the main plot of the show revolves around trying to get two lesbians together jane austen style. half the runtime is dedicated to random historical flashbacks of crowley and aziraphale homosexually interacting. they got rid of every single one of the straight couples. it's canon compliant to the bible

He knows he is THAT bitch

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

Oh Crowley, nothing lasts forever

how it feels to know all that we intend was built on sand