P-main - Depressed Bisexual Capricorn

I love how when this Superman was revealed to the public, everyone decided

Ah yes, he shall IMPREGNATE Battison.

Like damn, at least let the guy take him out on a date first.

Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

They're called World's FINEST because look at them!

jason and that damn motorcycle

yk one of these days he's going to get hurt on that damn thing and it's not like he can come back to life!!! .....oh wait-

Roy: Love, tell Lian about the birds and the bees. Jason, to Lian: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

Dropping this here...

Really love Ineffable Divorce from the perspective of the other shopkeepers... to them, one day, some gorgeous guy showed up naked on Mr. Fell's doorstep and a couple of days later, Mr. Fell had disappeared and so had the naked guy... so the whole neighborhood thinks Aziraphale ran off with Gabriel and that's why the bookshop is now being operated by this odd little person hired by its sad and distracted owner-- Mr. Fell's abandoned ginger goth husband with the gorgeous old car. Nothing has been this juicy on the street in decades...

"Slade is a titans villain!" "Slade is a Batman villain!" Slade is his own fucking villain. Have you seen the bastard? He is the main component in wrecking his own life godbless.

Me, 5 minutes after starting my shift and seeing all the shit I have to deal with.

i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction