Hades Explaining That He’s The God Of The Dead, Not The God Of Death

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You know what would be funny? If the universe got confused and accidentally put the spirit of Demise and the soul of the hero in the same dude

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There are two wolves inside of you, one craves to feast on the souls of the innocent, the other would like a bagel. Fortunately, the Hero's Spirit is JUST stronger then that if Demise, so you don't go on a murderous rampage to sate your thirst with blood.

However this divine comedy renders what is not battling Demise of the Hero's Spirit, just A Dude™.

You order a croissant

Zelda thinks it's hilarious.

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

I thought it said an apple a day keeps apple away

hello fellow glasses-wearers, I have made a very important chart. tag yourself

[image ID: a moral alignment chart featuring simple drawings of different ways to push up one’s glasses. lawful good: pushing up the bridge with one finger. neutral good: pushing up the side with the wrist or heel of the palm. chaotic good: using something or someone else to push them up. lawful neutral: pinching both sides. true neutral: pinching one side. chaotic neutral: just throwing your head back. lawful evil: grabbing both sides at once with one hand. neutral evil: scrunching up your nose until they move up. chaotic evil: touching the lenses directly, in parentheses: “cannot be trusted.” end ID]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

And this is gonna stop me how exactly?

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