I Thought It Said An Apple A Day Keeps Apple Away

Hell yeah

Can I see a show of hands from people that think we should bring this back please.

cat

:P

None of you can reblog this either

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

Why are you trans: wrong answer edition. Tell us why you're trans, wrong answers, though :)

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case