For April Fools We’re Deleting This Entire Site Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

You know what would be funny? If the universe got confused and accidentally put the spirit of Demise and the soul of the hero in the same dude

Kejekdkrkjfjf okay but IMAGINE

There are two wolves inside of you, one craves to feast on the souls of the innocent, the other would like a bagel. Fortunately, the Hero's Spirit is JUST stronger then that if Demise, so you don't go on a murderous rampage to sate your thirst with blood.

However this divine comedy renders what is not battling Demise of the Hero's Spirit, just A Dude™.

You order a croissant

Zelda thinks it's hilarious.

Blood for the blood god

technoblade

idk looks fine to me

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

And this is gonna stop me how exactly?

all of you go learn how to read and then come back to the internet

i hope fi’s gonna be okay