Idk Why His Lil Smoothie Is So Funny To Me

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Today I learned that:

Not only was David Duchovny the one who continually got his friends and collaborators hired on The X-Files,

Not only was David Duchovny responsible (in part) for the Mulder family's ties to the Conspiracy,

Not only was David Duchovny an active collaborator for the mytharc,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who suggested Skinner get his own episodes (Avatar and Deadalive, etc.),

Not only was David Duchovny the one who pushed for CSM to be Mulder's father,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who thought up a "Sophie's Choice" for Tena Mulder,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who applied pressure publicly to get he and Gillian Anderson back to California (where they both wanted to show to be),

Not only was David Duchovny the one who wrote three pivotal scenes progressing Mulder's character arc (The Unnatural, Amor Fati, Hollywood A.D.),

Not only was David Duchovny the one who pushed for the three on-screen kisses in the original show (Millennium, Existence, and The Truth),

Not only was David Duchovny the one who acted Closure's ending with relief instead of sorrow,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who (alongside Shiban and Gillian Anderson) advocated for William not to be adopted,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who convinced Nic Lea to return for Season 9,

But he was also the one who inspired Wong and Morgan to write One Breath:

Glenn Morgan: "Duchovny challenged us to do a "Beyond the Sea" for him. The show had been so dark and bleak, and Jim and I feel that there is a side to the paranormal that's very hopeful. We wanted to do that side of it. I thought it would be a great opportunity for Duchovny, but then the situation came up with Gillian's pregnancy. We needed to get her off her feet anyway.

taylor swift: *was sexually assaulted*

you: "never experienced anything worse than being cheated on"

i mean alot of what you said is fucking bullshit and no you dont have to like her in the slightest but like you lord and savior damon you couldn't even look up anything about her before saying something.

also it shouldnt need to be said but people dont have to go to hard times as you seem to think to write songs about their lives.

taylor swift does write her own music actually. the problem is that it still sucks. she's not bad at writing songs structurally, like i think if she wrote melodies for other people's lyrics and didn't perform them herself she could actually be pretty good, but her music is garbage.

she's awful at lyrics because she's a rich christian white girl who has never experienced anything worse than being cheated on, and she sings them herself with her flat bland singing voice instead of collaborating with someone who sounds good, because her whole reason for making music is wanting to be famous. and her dream came true despite this because her dad bought it for her

can you recommend any mulder x scully fics that include:

angst and/or pining/mutual pining and/or jealousy and/or these two idiots are in love with each other but their two dumb to do anything about it

plz & thanks

oh wow anon! you have great taste, but since this includes such a wide variety of fic, i’ll just list a handful of my faves that fit the theme of what you’re looking for.

fox mulder, closet romantic has great mulder pov/pining/jealousy. @silhouetteofacedar

a preponderance of evidence  has wonderful pining and jealous mulder moments post never again. @kateyes224

goshen has amazing mutual pining/angst/near death moments of clarity for msr. by bonetree, it’s a series but this 1st one is my fave.

the whole truth great canon-based jealous scully and an in-depth look at the delicious s6 angst.

dissonance a perfectly done mulder hearing jealous and protective scully’s thoughts on diana. @suilven19

girl 77 by mojo is such an angsty dose of mutual pining and jealous scully!

territorial pissings  some great possessive and comforting mulder. @gaycrouton

kaleidoscope a very cool take on jealous mulder. angst and mutual pining gold. @cecilysass

rocket man an angst storm of jealousy/pining/diana drama. wip @bluesamutra

yearn by me that includes angst/mutual pining/jealous scully going to therapy.

hungry pig such a great look at s6 teamwork and emotional angst. @mldrgrl

mastodon diaries a long and amazing look at mutual pining mixed with jealousy and time travel.

overnight sensation has great s6 angst with a little jealousy within a dark case fic. @syntax6

tsunami packed full of jealous scully and emotional angst that takes them all on a life changing ride. @piecesofscully

i know i’m missing hundreds of great stories here but these are ones off the top of my head that strike me as memorable and in character, which is important to me. pls add any other fics for anon i missed!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

the amount of viral hate tweets against meghan markle and brie larson are so fucking disgusting.

meghan and brie have literally done nothing to deserve this bullshit

how to say "I love you" in x-files [139/?] ⤷ 2.12 — “Aubrey”

scully is truly one of the characters most near and dear to my heart.

she's a navy brat. a middle child to a distant father. a genius. she rewrote einstein at age 23. she is a doctor and a scientist and she's wrestled with god, but never stopped wearing the cross necklace from her mother. she's jealous and territorial. she likes rules and still breaks them with regularity.

she will not discuss her emotions unless it's under 50 layers of metaphor, but she also cannot hide her feelings, so she sits there, visibly moody. she is a terrible liar. she falls asleep easily. she can and will kill someone, but she's such a good shot that she usually doesn't need to- she can put a bullet right in your collarbone and call an ambulance instead.

she spouts disconcerting facts about bugs and decomposition and genetics and saints without blinking. she once autopsied a guy and then ordered his last meal for dinner. she can cure alien viruses. she wants the real cream cheese on her bagel and something sweet to drink. how could you not love her.

Listen i dont wanna throw shade to fan fic writers because yall are doing something i cant do but why did i just read a MSR fic that had scully leaving the x files, cutting mulder out of her life and getting married too another man, then having said mans child!?

like no hate to that writer but i had to drop the story at chapter 16, idc if its still suppose to be MSR endgame. Dana Katherine Scully would never cut Fox Mulder out of her life!

how do i throw hands in a respectful way?