Taylor Swift: *was Sexually Assaulted*

i know this is months late but....

@valta you have issues seek treatment. also please go and learn what a nazi actually is.

@gayfaker yes so i would not have to deal with lying assholes on my main account lmao 

since i know you people are stalking my account lets see how this all started:

damon albarn: taylor swift doesnt write her own music

interviewer: yes she does

damon: co writing is not writing

taylor swift: what the fuck dude

the majority of people: what the fuck dude

damon fans: HOW DARE TAYLOR SWIFT SPEAK FUCK HER SHE SUCKS CANT SING AND LETS ALSO CALL HER A RACIST SHE IS WORSE THAN TRUMP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

obviously i paraphrased

Fox William Mulder invented masculinity by curling up in Scully’s lap and asking her to gently sing him to sleep.

Never settle for less

(photo: @sculderand-mully)

I am begging for someone, anyone, to write this story.

I’m sorry but the idea of Eddie being like, really stupidly serious about his crush on Chrissy, swearing that he will talk her up one day and steal her from Jason the very next while simultaneously forgetting words whenever she so much as acknowledges him, and the hellfire club being like “this is embarrassing. You’re embarrassing” is SO FUNNY. Everyone’s afraid of this guy and they think he’s a devil worshipper or something but he is just Some Guy who cannot talk to his crush for the life of him. This amuses me.

“When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee, and through the floods, that they do not overflow thee. When thou walkest through the very fire, thou shalt not be burnt, neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.”

—Isaiah 43:2

i just want you to know that even when i am not posting about mulder and scully i am still always thinking of them <3

sorry I couldn't resist

Today I learned that:

Not only was David Duchovny the one who continually got his friends and collaborators hired on The X-Files,

Not only was David Duchovny responsible (in part) for the Mulder family's ties to the Conspiracy,

Not only was David Duchovny an active collaborator for the mytharc,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who suggested Skinner get his own episodes (Avatar and Deadalive, etc.),

Not only was David Duchovny the one who pushed for CSM to be Mulder's father,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who thought up a "Sophie's Choice" for Tena Mulder,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who applied pressure publicly to get he and Gillian Anderson back to California (where they both wanted to show to be),

Not only was David Duchovny the one who wrote three pivotal scenes progressing Mulder's character arc (The Unnatural, Amor Fati, Hollywood A.D.),

Not only was David Duchovny the one who pushed for the three on-screen kisses in the original show (Millennium, Existence, and The Truth),

Not only was David Duchovny the one who acted Closure's ending with relief instead of sorrow,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who (alongside Shiban and Gillian Anderson) advocated for William not to be adopted,

Not only was David Duchovny the one who convinced Nic Lea to return for Season 9,

But he was also the one who inspired Wong and Morgan to write One Breath:

Glenn Morgan: "Duchovny challenged us to do a "Beyond the Sea" for him. The show had been so dark and bleak, and Jim and I feel that there is a side to the paranormal that's very hopeful. We wanted to do that side of it. I thought it would be a great opportunity for Duchovny, but then the situation came up with Gillian's pregnancy. We needed to get her off her feet anyway.

If I was the guy in Pusher that could make people do what I want with the power of suggestion I would have made Scully and Mulder kiss

calum 💋