Which Ones Me? I Forgot Which One I Said, They All Kinda Sound Like Me Anyway.

Oh, right! Of course! How could we forget the dick bone 😏

My school’s biology teacher has a deer fetus in a jar

Me: *am wearing high heels*

Me: *walking to lunch with my v tol friend*

Me: Hey I'm almost as tall as you now!!

Friend: no, you're not.

Me: *realizes the height difference*

Me: ....

Me: am I really that short??

Friend: yeahh

💖💙💜 B I P R I D E 💜💙💖

This edit is quite literally perfection

Credit to caztiels on Instagram

Song: Game of Survival by Ruelle

Reblog if I can follow you without the constant unnecessary Lucifer hate.

Q&A

It's on! Anybody have any questions?

@featherisafox ya, dat one.

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

hogwarts house stereotypes

ravenclaw: NERDS

hufflepuff: tiny gay babies

gryffindor: will fight anything

slytherin: sells you out for a donut

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days