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Subtext

Oh, right! Of course! How could we forget the dick bone 😏

My school’s biology teacher has a deer fetus in a jar

hogwarts house stereotypes

ravenclaw: NERDS

hufflepuff: tiny gay babies

gryffindor: will fight anything

slytherin: sells you out for a donut

Who else is doing this?

A Thought

tbh I think Ravenpaw should have become Spottedleaf’s apprentice. Like, kid was never gonna be a good fighter and he doesn’t do well in crowds. But he cares about his Clanmates. Allow him some breathing room and he’d be quote clever. 

Spottedleaf could still be killed. Ravenpaw gets his full name and has a character arc involving assuming his new responsibilities and learning to trust himself. Yellowfang could still come in, and maybe Ravenpaw’s training isn’t complete yet and she helps teach him, and she scares him at first but he ultimately learns some of how she deals with trouble and trauma and grows from that.

Maybe he still saw Tigerstar kill Redtail. He still carries that knowledge, but now he has status to go up against the deputy and actually be listened to. If not by Bluestar, then at least by other ThunderClanners, and maybe he could pass the warning on to his fellow MCs and they know not to give Tigerclaw sanctuary, or at least think a little harder about doing so.

Lastly, it would be a fun way for Firepaw to learn more about Clan life. Instead of like having that weird crush on Spottedleaf or whatever, he’s got his new friend Ravenpaw who he wants to support and know all about what he’s learning while he and Greypaw have been off gallivanting around.

12.15 | Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell

This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

Olivia, why are you stalking my profile?

Seriously, what the hell dude?

— wait for me, i’m coming home | m.a.w

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.