Latest Posts by oroiide - Page 7
fuck yeah jerrold rock on
what the hell. how could they do this to him. this is all kinds of fucked up
SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee
SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...
ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH
haircut so bad it ruins you AND your bloodline permanently, it messes up your hair on an epigenetic level, 10 years later you have a son and he comes out with his shit all fucked up from the start
can't stop thinking about the goofy ass wizard beat produced in less than a minute
Straight gonked at the library reading the secret books
did they tell you their secret histories..?
"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly
"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny
basically i think a bacchanal would fix me
I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!
As someone who originally thought she wanted to work in media broadcasting, I'm so relieved I grew out of it. I went to school for it, worked grueling jobs for five years just to be behind a camera, and suffered abuse, wage theft, and so much more in order to keep a job in the "field of my dreams."
Then one day I looked around a realized I actually hated media, didn't care for cameras in the slightest, and only kind of enjoyed editing video. I jumped industries to a "boring customer support" position and am making TWICE my old salary with actual benefits and free time to be happy.
If you feel like you're stuck in a field because it's what you dreamed about at the age of 14, I am giving you permission to ask yourself if you'd be happier with a desk job and a 401k. I think we romanticize weird and interesting jobs but honestly you can just work something tolerable all day and then put your passion into your hobbies.
For you folks who would actually rather die than leave your dream job, disregard this post. It's not for you and I am genuinely happy for you, it must be wild to have that kind of passion and commitment to something. I just think it's not as ubiquitous as we sometimes think.
they literally created a place where you can go and learn about something that really interests you and they fucked it up by inventing ASSIGNMENTS
what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
fnaftober day 27 - fnaf movie. you know that image of josh hutcherson holding a bigass possum
i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently
I haven’t seen the fnaf movie yet
From my theatre experience. Every time an animatronic would move/disappear the entire audience would GASP AND SCREAM IN SHOCK
hello guys and today we’re going to be interviewing The Sickening Stone
the doctors waking me up post top surgery
almost movie day
viable male employment:
lighting women's cigarettes
gay sex
shivering wet stray dog
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tis the season for spooky snoopi :]
