More Of The Coraline Au 1/2

One of the funniest online parenting rabbitholes I’ve fallen into is parents being irate and hysterical that their children are referred to by nicknames by their friends and family. And the kid doesn’t care or actively asks to be called the nickname. It would be slightly different if the name was something with a deep cultural meaning to the parent but usually it’s white women breaking down about their kid asking to be referred to as ‘bug’ instead of *insert white bread top 100 trendy American baby name*. They’ll get so upset about it too. They’re like “I NAMED HER MACKINGSLEIGH FOR A REASON.” not realizing that their child is not an accessory but a living, thinking, sentient being capable of choosing how they would prefer to be called. And kids so often outgrow their nickname.

snoopy after reading white nights by dostoevsky

my new hobby is saying “sorry I’ve been in a weird place recently” like I’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with

if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

me making my oc a worse person

useless ray of goddamn sunshine

tis the season for spooky snoopi :]

lonely wizard happy,, 💚

To sing! To dance!

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up