One Of The Funniest Online Parenting Rabbitholes I’ve Fallen Into Is Parents Being Irate And Hysterical

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Unhealed Wounds Your Character Pretends Are Just “Personality Traits”

These are the things your character claims are just “how they are” but really, they’re bleeding all over everyone and calling it a vibe.

╰ They say they're "independent." Translation: They don’t trust anyone to stay. They learned early that needing people = disappointment. So now they call it “being self-sufficient” like it’s some shiny badge of honor. (Mostly to cover up how lonely they are.)

╰ They say they're "laid-back." Translation: They stopped believing their wants mattered. They'll eat anywhere. Do anything. Agree with everyone. Not because they're chill, but because the fight got beaten out of them a long time ago.

╰ They say they're "a perfectionist." Translation: They believe mistakes make them unlovable. Every typo. Every bad hair day. Every misstep feels like proof that they’re worthless. So they polish and polish and polish... until there’s nothing real left.

╰ They say they're "private." Translation: They’re terrified of being judged—or worse, pitied. Walls on walls on walls. They joke about being “mysterious” while desperately hoping no one gets close enough to see the mess behind the curtain.

╰ They say they're "ambitious." Translation: They think achieving enough will finally make the emptiness go away. If they can just get the promotion, the award, the validation—then maybe they’ll finally outrun the feeling that they’re fundamentally broken. (It never works.)

╰ They say they're "good at moving on." Translation: They’re world-class at repression. They’ll cut people out. Bury heartbreak. Pretend it never happened. And then wonder why they wake up at 3 a.m. feeling like they're suffocating.

╰ They say they're "logical." Translation: They’re terrified of their own feelings. Emotions? Messy. Dangerous. Uncontrollable. So they intellectualize everything to avoid feeling anything real. They call it rationality. (It's fear.)

╰ They say they're "loyal to a fault." Translation: They mistake abandonment for loyalty. They stay too long. Forgive too much. Invest in people who treat them like an afterthought, because they think walking away makes them "just as bad."

╰ They say they're "resilient." Translation: They don't know how to ask for help without feeling like a burden. They wear every bruise like a trophy. They survive things they should never have had to survive. And they call it strength. (But really? It's exhaustion wearing a cape.)

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i love taking things too far. best distance to take anything to be honest

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if the world was based and there was a toxic fandom for All Stars simulator 💗

🍓thirtysix-whore Follow

WHY are we drawing Blake in skirts he would literally never wear one and also that's like. trauma?? why are we becoming YRG I thought we liked these characters

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💿nars-ehole Follow

I feel like ppl liked Danny before he [spoilers] and I think we really need to unpack that. like yeah Blake is narrating and it's natural to side with him but since when has anyone ever been completely selfless in their lives? it makes perfect sense for him to [meta spoilers censure] especially since he grew up poor?? you mean to tell me you hate a character after they do something completely logical for their personality? like dude can we get some critical thinking in the all stars fandom

♻️💌softheartedsoft1e Follow

sorry this is the stupidest take...

♻️💿nars-ehole Follow

YOURE A FUCKING NOAH SELF SHIPPER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING AHOUT

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🌅wynn-ing Follow

Idk if I'll get hate for this but Angelo has a Tumblr for sure. bro hates eye contact and is considered weird and unpleasant?? he's one of us 100%. he'd be giving us all the scoop on the yrg drama

♻️🎱xiaoxingshuu Follow

this isn't a headcanon this is just canon!!

♻️☣️faris-paidinkind Follow

Angelo would not say scoop and he would not give a damn about drama wtf. not standing for this slander

♻️🌅wynn-ing Follow

leave it to a Faris stan to point out minor ooc offenses 😭😭 bros favorite character barely says a word !

♻️☣️faris-paidinkind Follow

they could never make me hate u Faris.

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🐻ursa-is-major Follow

hi guys does anyone have any wlw WAY fics they're hiding in the drafts? I've gone through all of ursa's tags already

♻️💫way-oflife Follow

ALL OF THEM???

♻️🐻ursa-is-major Follow

not the ursumi/ursum1e ones I guess there really aren't that many 😭😭

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🥫layingprone7 Follow

I'm glad that this hellsite is so fixated on twinks cause I get to enjoy genderbent dallthan without anyone telling me I'm toxic

♻️🐵mentholmonkey Follow

I'm not a fan of dallthan but I read it anyway to spite the people who ignore dallas 💀

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WARNINGS: panic attack, non-sexual overstimulation, touching (to comfort you)

GENRE: fluff

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why is everyone asking me about Halloween I was drunk

♻️🍦ask-twenty-three Follow

I dunno man I wouldn't worry abt it

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🧡seventeen-dream Follow

has anyone made a post calling matt a groomer yet

♻️💌softheartedsoft1e Follow

I'll gladly start

♻️🧡seventeen-dream Follow

I WAS KIDDING WHAT

♻️☀️angel-sol Follow

ignore them OP ... please

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🌉johncrynos Follow

I swear to god the only redeeming quality of this fandom is the fact that we all just leave danielle alone. like if people started hating on her for the sake of their 1736 or 1745 or whatever else I think I'd just have to kill someone

♻️🃏99tracks Follow

I literally hold my breath whenever Joy is mentioned. Like please I can't handle that discourse

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🏁allstarsupdates Follow

A new chapter of All Stars has been posted!

4:23pm - 🐍 admin

♻️🍰berry-twist1e Follow

THAY TIME STAMP HAS TO BE ON PURPOSE

♻️🏎burnrubbers Follow

the main character makes a huge step in healing from his trauma and this is all y'all talk about

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It is absolutely vital in any fandom to have a favourite character who you want to wrap up in a pile of blankets and give sweet treats to and a favourite character you want to beat on the head with hammers.

I’ve been a hardcore mermaid addict since watching The Little Mermaid at the age of 4, so I can’t not draw a mermaid for MerMay!

telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction