The Name 'wisdom Teeth' Implies That There Are Also Strength Teeth, Dexterity Teeth, Constitution Teeth,

Poseidon: I got 543, to your measly 41

Zeus: Ah, but I got all of the ones I sought, where you missed 1 in 6 of yours

Hades enters

Hades: Are you two talking about how many people you've slept with again

Zeus: Nah, we're comparing who did more damage to Odysseus' fleet

Hades: . . .

Hades: You two were behind those souls!?

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

✨ Tiresias and Hermes✨

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Hermes: Okay, that's enough. You're doing it again.

Tiresias: I told you to stop.

Hermes: I'll stop when you stop banging your head against the door.

....but.... why?

Athena: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this

Odysseus: Thats the nicest way of saying “I don’t give a fuck” I’ve ever heard

0<=pretty rock

( <= green bean

The feed photo from this video tickles me so much. The different expressions between them are just so dramatic

”you’re only human!!” okay cool can i not be