Orionlikeauroraborealis - 🦫

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

trick or treat >_0!

pink fairy armadillo

hehehe

Orig:

”you’re only human!!” okay cool can i not be

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

Any epic: the music song

Starting a picrew chain to get my mind off of things!

^ This is me ^^ (in my dreams lol)

So uhhh do the picrew thingy and share a song you like listening to!

I’ll go with gold rush by Taylor Swift!

@homocidalpotat @ravenwordss @unhinged-as-hell @izumi-kousei1715 @ everyone who wants to join!

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf