Oh, You Think You're Safe Now?

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

Mold fairies with their berry of choice🍓 Instead of pixie dust they leave trails of mold spores.

i was watching barbie again and when ken calls barbie “baby” she quickly and angry says "don't call me baby" and a few minutes later she lets gloria call her "honey" TWO TIMES. bro this barbie is gay

”you’re only human!!” okay cool can i not be

The name 'wisdom teeth' implies that there are also strength teeth, dexterity teeth, constitution teeth, intelligence teeth, and charisma teeth

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.