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sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

Athena and Zeus have two very different conversations depending on which version of Odysseus’ journey you look at (I’m obsessed with Epic and I studied the Odyssey for a year for my Classics A Level so I’ve had a lot of time to think about Odysseus and his story 😅):

Athena trying to convince Zeus to release Odysseus in ‘Epic’:

Athena: Father, my friend Odysseus has suffered greatly, please give him a reprieve and let him go home.

Zeus: So you have chosen death.

Athena trying to convince Zeus to release Odysseus in the Odyssey:

Athena: Father, can you help me free my favourite human? Seems like he’s been there for a long time.

Zeus: No, humans are ungrateful, because this one guy did something bad once.

Athena: Please?

Zeus: No.

Athena: Please?

Zeus: Okay, but let’s wait until your Uncle Poseidon is out of town, he’ll never let me hear the end of it. Is Hermes busy? I can’t be bothered to go over there and you need to give your human’s spawn a pep talk.

the suffering never ends

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

I’M??? I’M SORRY??

The new Minecraft movie trailer LITERALLY opened with the “the children yearn for the mines” meme???

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EPIC CURSING

"Antinus would be your friend"

-telemacus (probably)

"Little wolf"

-antinus

"Dogs"

-athena

[There's probably more, fell free to add]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

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