Athena And Zeus Have Two Very Different Conversations Depending On Which Version Of Odysseus’ Journey

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

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Poseidon: I got 543, to your measly 41

Zeus: Ah, but I got all of the ones I sought, where you missed 1 in 6 of yours

Hades enters

Hades: Are you two talking about how many people you've slept with again

Zeus: Nah, we're comparing who did more damage to Odysseus' fleet

Hades: . . .

Hades: You two were behind those souls!?

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Any epic: the music song

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Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

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"Odysseus" showed us how much Ody has truly changed.

He's compared to almost all monsters in the musical during that one song.

His name's chanting is the same as Polyphemus'.

Po - ly - phe - mus

O - dy - sse - us

He aims for the torches just like Scylla.

"Eurylochus, light up six torches"

"Keep your head down he's aiming for the torches"

He rejected forgivness just like Poseidon did.

"Aren't you tired Poseidon? It's been 10 years how long will this go? We're both hurting from losses so why not end this here and just go home?"

"I can't"

"Oh king our leader's dead. You've destroyed the serpent's head. Now the rest of us are no longer a threat. Oh king forgive us instead, so that no more blood is shed. Let's have open arms instead!"

"No."

He IS a monster. But that's what got him home. And he'll embrace this side of him.

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