Ok Youtube Just Said “fuck You If Youre Deaf Or Hard Of Hearing Or Just Want To Watch A Video In A

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

Muslim brothers and sisters

So I found this app called Scan Halal where you scan the bar code of your food and it tells you if its halal or not. It’s a free app too. Pass this on so others can see and worry a little less about their food/snack choices

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

talk about yemen. talk about the 63,000 yemeni children that died of preventable causes. talk about how the UN dubbed it “ the world’s largest humanitarian crisis ”. talk about US’ major role in backing Saudi Arabia’s bombing. talk! talk! talk! this needs to get the deserved and much needed attention.

When life gives you lemons, shake them

//Hello there, traveler. I couldn’t help but overhear your need for… ambient mixes. I have some here that I think you might enjoy.

Who can’t resist a thunderstorm and a crackling fire? Perhaps you can even pair it with the ticking of a grandfather clock.

Or perhaps you would like to find yourself in a coffee shop as rain pours outside?

Relaxing by the harbor, even?

Might you perhaps find yourself back in the Victorian era? 

Maybe you’d prefer to hang out in a bar, listening to music and chatter?

Are you interested in listening to the ambiance of a lonely gas station instead?

How about the sounds of a cozy campfire on the beach?

Who can resist the sounds of a writer’s library from the 1930s?

I can’t resist the sounds of a fountain in a courtyard garden. Perhaps you’re the same in that regard?

Would you like to spend your morning in a meadow?

How about some birdsong in a forest?

Or a carriage ride through a forest?

A creaky pirate ship on the ocean seas during a storm?

A swamp at night?

Or even a seaside market?

Potion shop sounds, anyone?

Would you like some ocean waves?

And who can resist a campfire by the river at night?

How about a room under water?

Can you resist time spent at a mountain lake?

How about a spaceship?

Or piano from another room?

Every now and then, I don’t mind the sounds of a busy kitchen. How about it?

Maybe I can interest you in a night spent in a greenhouse?

How about a cozy street in Spain?

Or an Italian cafe at night?

I would not be surprised to find you back in an old library, of course.

Who can resist a nice winter cabin?

Or early morning ambiance?

I’m sure the wizard won’t mind if you stay here for a little bit.

A winter campfire with owls in the distance? Don’t mind if I do.

How about a train ride in the rain?

Or a car ride in the rain?

Have at it, traveler. Perhaps one day you’ll come back and I’ll have more to offer you.

xkcd

Average Familiarity

Here you go!

I’m trying to find that XKCD comic with the two geologists who are like “we have to remember the average layperson only knows formulas for three or four basic schists and quartzes” and I cannot.

Anyone have it where you can lay hands on it?