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@ other writers: how the hell do you write short things????
Yugi has to politely excuse himself just so Yami can go brood dramatically in the wind I’m fukging
me as im writing something: wow this is actually coming out pretty good
me after reading it over:
How the eclipse will affect the signs
Aries: The eclipse can affect your growth and success in areas of romance, hobbies, and creativity. You will feel a call to action in one (or more) of these areas of your life, luckily, in a positive way. On the other hand, be cautious when entering any-long term commitments, it is likely these obligations will not go your way.
Taurus: The eclipse can be affecting your energy and other matter close to home. You might have a need to take action and make a change in your family dynamic or home life. If you have been feeling out of balance lately, things will finally be looking up for you.
Gemini: With the eclipse approaching you should focus on letting go on the past and resolving any relationship issues. The eclipse will be effecting your third house of communication and self expression which will allow you to form new relationships and partnerships.
Cancer: It’s time to start taking action and turning your ideas into plans to achieve the goals you’ve been working towards. The solar eclipse will bring you a positive support that will help you to improve your career life or school life.
Leo: Start preparing for a big change as the solar eclipse can give you a clean slate this year. The eclipse is the start of a new chapter in your life, where you can kick bad habits and turn over a new leaf. However, as your life is changing you will feel uneasy with the lack of control you have over it.
Virgo: While Mercury is in retrograde the solar eclipse will not start out well for Virgos. Now is the best time to slow down and seek out balance, take time to rest and look within yourself. Don’t worry, once Mercury in retrograde ends, the effects of the eclipse will become positive for the rest of the year.
Libra: The eclipse will be effecting Libras in an empowering and positive manner. It will bring a charge of energy to friendships and group associations. If you’ve been working on a project now is the time you will recognize the need to collaborate, or start something brand new.
Scorpio: For Scorpios, issues that have been resting below the surface will start to suffice in your life. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing; it’s a great time to go in a new direction or gain a new perspective on your goals and, like Leos, start a new chapter in your life.
Sagittarius: For Sagittarians, the solar eclipse will act as your “new years”. It will bring a desire to personally expand and grow and maintain balance in your life. Your energy will settle and you’ll be able to find a balance between responsibilities and pleasure. Try to resolve any relationships issues and if there’s a conversation you’ve been putting off, have it before August 21st.
Capricorn: Capricorns must let go of the past in order to uncover new support during the eclipse. The eclipse will be effecting your eighth house. You will feel a sense of renewal and energy with regards to your ability to master new skills. The eclipse will leave you determined to face the upcoming months.
Aquarius: The eclipse will affect your seventh house allowing you to discover new ways to connect with the people around you. You will be able to connect deeper with existing friendships and a sense of renewal of energy will impact your relationship skills. You might become aware of a need for somebody significant to rely on. Just make sure to be cautious of those who try to derail you out of jealously.
Pisces: The eclipse can be extremely draining on you, so slow down and focus on your health and personal happiness. A new set up in your job, or a new job altogether, may occur during the upcoming months. You will feel renewed and energized in regards to your daily activities, health, and routines. Stay aware of your personal health and of how your daily routines can keep you organized and less stressed. Now is a time to reflect upon yourself and find happiness.
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With the solar eclipse coming up this month, here’s some things to keep in mind
Do Not: Buy a strange looking plant from an old Chinese man running an exotic flower shop
Do: Invade the fire nation while they are at their weakest
You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
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Paralysed Saudi man tweets that nobody is visiting him in hospital. Hundreds turned up.
Hi I’m Canary and I can’t diversify my shipping portfolio worth a darn. More soriku hug-cuddling. I’m sure you’re all very shocked.
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Coffee Lore & Superstition ☕
☕ leaving coffee and bread inside a house will prevent ghosts haunting it
☕ bad luck follows if you stop using the regular coffee mug
☕ a cup of coffee will cure a headache
☕ when divining with coffee grounds, and the reader must not be thanked or the future foretold will not come true.
☕ drinking coffee might prevent you from growing facial hair
☕ if a coffee pot overcooks, it will bring bad weather.
spilling ☕
if you spill coffee on the plate under your cup by accident, you’ll come into money soon.
dropping a coffee while drinking, or smashing a coffee cup will bring bad luck
spilling coffee can be precursor to a blessing
if a girl spills coffee while brewing it, her lover is thinking of her
bubbles ☕
if the bubbles in the cup move towards the drinker it will foretells wealth.
if the bubbles in the cup move away from the drinker it will foretells loss.
catch the bubbles on your spoon and eat them to bring prosperity to you
one big bubble in your coffee is an omen for bad news.
a large bubble could mean a friend will arrive later.
bubbles gathering in the edge or the center of the cup indicates the weather, sunny in the center and rainy by the edges
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🕊Emoji Protection Spell🕊
❌Keep all bigotry at bay❌ 🚫May hateful eyes look away🚫
❤️May love speak louder, today❤️ ✂️May homophobia stay away 📌
🕯May acceptance light our way🕯 🚷May racists live in shame🎯
🕵May sexists be put on display👠 💋Make them known, make them pay💄
👹May those who stigmatize💩 👀Feel watched by knowing eyes👺
🙊May transphobes be silent👂 💯May us witches remain resilient🔥
🕸May bigots be exposed and caught🕸 🕷May us witches feel strong and fear not🕷
(I purposely used a lot of red to enhance the power of this protection spell)
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Jackpot
I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….
[Drawing of a white cloud saying “Yes, you are talented. Yes, you’ve done awesome things before. Yes, you can do this too.” in a white speech bubble on a pink and purple background.]
I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.
It’s a growlithe
I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation
I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.
He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”
Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.
that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly
that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly
quick
someone draw a bee in a spacesuit
The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials
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