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Matt, that is my emotional support Yasha!

🔮🕯💸💲🙂😀😄🤑😎💲💸🕯🔮

Emoji spell to invite more financial earning opportunities into your life and a steady flow of income.

✅like to charge✅

💰reblog to cast💰

Having crushes.

Slytherin : *enters the great hall dramatically with their robe giving that bad ass Darth Vader effect*

Slytherin: *points at Hufflepuff* with the exception of you I dislike everyone in this room.

Hufflepuff: and I like you too.

Alright, I'm just gonna go out and say it: Stop using AI to write quick fanfiction. It's extremely noticeable that you've just had the program to do all the work, it doesn't read nearly as well as you might think, and it just leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Like, we already have AI stealing fanfiction. Are we really going to clog up the good fics with your AI trash?

With the solar eclipse coming up this month, here’s some things to keep in mind

Do Not: Buy a strange looking plant from an old Chinese man running an exotic flower shop

Do: Invade the fire nation while they are at their weakest

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Travis is suffering.

when your only contribution to a fandom is to write rarepair fanfic that caters to your own incredibly specific tastes