Slytherin : *enters the great hall dramatically with their robe giving that bad ass Darth Vader effect*
Slytherin: *points at Hufflepuff* with the exception of you I dislike everyone in this room.
Hufflepuff: and I like you too.
Protective Emoji Spell to keep others’ toxicity away from you.
💕like to charge💕
❌reblog to cast❌
So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the voice of Prompto Argentum.
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
And Marisha is up in her chair. Things just got serious, lads!
House of Mouse is underrated
when your only contribution to a fandom is to write rarepair fanfic that caters to your own incredibly specific tastes