Happy Ace Day!! Remember That Yr Awesome And Valid!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

HOLDING A GUN TO MY HEAD @yourlocalunc @faded-cosmos TS SO EMBARRASSING OH MY GOD SHUT THE FAWK UP

real picture of me!! If you even care…

my son who i hate

GIGGLING MANIACALLY

HI UHM,,, THIS HAPPENED

what.

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

WHERE

guys where’s that one tumblr post that goes like damn I hate being trans or something and then Gabriel ultrakill shows up and is like.. I’m trans too.. and then we skip into the sunset togehter can someone find that post for me

NO GABRIEL ULTRAKILL YOU HAVE TO WIN THIS PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

hiii

How to immediately trigger a fandom

oh how I regret not going to the movie with my brothers on Sunday.. I was offered. And yet. I passed up on an experience. Sighs..

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

Dream BBQ was awesome

It was THAT awesome

it monday 😊 

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts