HOLDING A GUN TO MY HEAD @yourlocalunc @faded-cosmos TS SO EMBARRASSING OH MY GOD SHUT THE FAWK UP

in gon happen again if y’all don’t shut up

love when there’s like 4 people online and we keep reblogging the same posts from each other. literally just 4 bitches hanging out and telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

george washingtonussy would hit

george washingtonussy is crazy but hell yeahh

@yourlocalunc oh hot damn.

Just some propaganda on your feeds as to WHY miss Piggy is the obvious winner of the Tumblr sexywoman contest (2025) - no one is doing it like her!!

Context: @sexypeople-contests-2025

stop reblogging relatable shit because i have to reblog it now too sighhh /nsrs

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nuh uh!!! also nice flamingos

im going to find you hognose. sleep with one eye open tonight.

guys where’s that one tumblr post that goes like damn I hate being trans or something and then Gabriel ultrakill shows up and is like.. I’m trans too.. and then we skip into the sunset togehter can someone find that post for me

did not expect a (formerly?) Minecraft guy?? (Sorry I never. Watched that kinda stuff) to be involved with the black mirror universe of all shows but pop off king

why is he always on a fucking side quest

I love doomed yuri

Due to popular demand Melanie’s prayers get answered (based on this post )