Throwing One Down For My Homie Beyb-😩✊

Babe: I waved at a man because I thought he waved at me.

Babe: Turns out he was waving at another person. So, to get out of that situation, I kept my hand up for a taxi, which is now taking me to the airport. If you need me, I’ll be in Europe starting a new life.

Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

Venus! Eugene Roe

Inspired by Venus, the Bringer of Peace from the seven movement orchestral suite The Planets by Gustav Holst.

Can we just talk about this for a sec?

Do you remember when Ron “Killer” Speirs held Grant’s hand as he lay dying from a gunshot wound to the head?

Do you remember when Ron was like -fuck this he’s not gonna die like this- and went out and kidnapped a German brain surgeon in the middle of the night?

Do you remember when they caught the shooter and Ron looked Talbert dead in the eye and screamed “Where is he?”

Do you remember when Ron pistol whipped that ‘piece of shit’ and growled “When you talk to an officer, you say sir…”

Do you remember when Ron pointed his pistol at said ‘piece of shit’ and everybody just fuckin’ knew that said ‘piece of shit’ was a dead man?

Do you remember when Ron fucking struggled with his instinct to execute that motherfucker-god his hand was shaking-but ultimately he was done with all the senseless bloodshed and he reined in that overwhelming rage with such excruciating mercy…

You remember that?

Yeah, I am 100% down for ALL of that…

Nixon: I like my mornings to be slow and quiet.

Nixon: I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me.

Babe: Don't worry, if you ever need me, I’m available 24/6.

Doc Roe: You mean 24/7?

Babe: No, I'm afraid Saturday is Hang Out With Bill Day.

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winters, roe, and lipton are officially the “we have this misfortune of having to watch while you all make terrible decisions despite our best efforts to keep you safe and healthy” club pass it on

im here for hc that ron and nix has the thightest friendship and would kill/die for each other EXCEPT that neither of them are willing to admit it

And they have like million inside jokes, ron is actually named ‘bae❤️’ on nix’s phone, but every time someone says “so are you two besties?” they act like someone just brought dishonour on them, on their family and on their cow

happy nineteenth anniversary, band of brothers

we few, we happy few, we band of brothers