Happy Nineteenth Anniversary, Band Of Brothers

Speirs: *dodging grenades, limboing under bayonets, swerving bullets, rolling across tanks, and running through enemy lines*

Speirs: Parkour.

Webster: Don't speak to me until bedtime!

Liebgott: If you think we're going to have a bedtime chat, you're out of your mind!

Webster: We'll lay in bed, we'll just go over the day like we usually do and that'll be it.

Liebgott: Fine! We'll do that for a little bit and that's it.

Webster: About a week ago, Lieb and I kissed .

Skinny: and?

Webster: . . .

Webster: I thought you'd be more surprised

Skinny: Oh sorry

Skinny: *in a shocked voiced* AND?

Nixon: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Winters: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Nixon: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Toye: Tis but a scratch.

Roe: A scratch? Your leg’s off!

so long, gay hawkeye compilation (part 2) (part 1)

Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Perconte: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Muck: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Luz: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions

Babe: I can explain.

Roe: Can you?

Babe: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

mike laughing so hard he falls over and takes the table with him - and they still talk about that moment to this day.

Speirs: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Speirs: [throws water bottles at the other paratroopers]

Lip: Uh...

Luz: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

Speirs: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Babe: [crying] It’s working.