Our Vain Boi Ron Does The 10-step Korean Skincare Routine In The Moring And In The Evening Religiously.

i feel like there is a rule that Speirs cannot be left alone with Penkala and Skinny, because the latter too are marely children and they worship the ground Speirs walks on so it is incredible easy for him to talk them into doing something stupid

like i feel once Alex had to go the hospital because speirs was like “if you hit on something hard constantly, your bones will become stronger and you will suffer minimal injuries” and Alex straight up jumped out of the third floor window to test this

Luz: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

Babe: They do

Doc Roe: W-why did you say that with such certainty

Lipton: *kisses Speirs’ neck*

Speirs: what is this?

Lipton: affection

Speirs: disgusting

Speirs: ...

Speirs: do it again

Concider this

band of brothers, where everything is the same except between the scenes they go to confesion camera

scene:

Nix: its a can of peaches, sir

Confesion cam, Sobel: and he has the decency to say its a can of peaches? *dramatic sounds* guess whos weekend pass is revoked, bitch

found a pic on Twitter, I don't know how to make a memes but I tried ...

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@bandofbrothersworld

Nixon: We need a plan. Ok, here’s the plan. Step 1: get a plan. Step 2: do the plan.

Nixon, not sarcastically at all: [smirks] Yep, this is working!

Winters: Nixon! Focus.

That can: it’s peaches

Weekend pass: revoked

The dog: it’s mine

Brass knuckles: could use some

Got: a penny

Nixon: FUCK THE COMMANDING OFFICERS

Winters, with a sigh: Nix, we are the commanding officers