YES OMG YES YES§ AFTER THE YEAR OF HAYLEY KIYOKO, THE YEAR OF JANELLE MONAE YES! I AM LIVING

me: god it’s so sad that this character has to die, they could have had so much better

my friends: you’re the writer, you’re the one who killed them, you could just not kill them

me: no i’m gonna

So if I went all the way across town to get you something that you like, then that means… You must really like yogurt?

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

if i had a dollar for everytime grammarly wanted to correct sentences that were totally fine, i’d be rich by now

DONT BURN WITCHES

Roast em

Your sigil game is weak, Ruth

Look this beautiful dog

Bitch did I really spend my time making sure I have like 250 points more than any other house so I don’t lose the cup when I lose points at the end of the year? Only for Dumbledore (bless my guy) to just give me a hundred points?

I also have a big crush on our potion genius Penny

Traditional Georgian dancing.

Once I was wearing a silk patterned button up shirt with short sleeves and the shorts equivalent of mom jeans, and I had those chekered vans (my hair is shorter than a pixie btw) and those three girls kept on looking at me with smiles and one waved at me when we locked eyes I felt like fricking Superman walking in costume down the street

wlw culture is wearing oversized clothing and an occasional beanie in hopes that someone will realize that you like girls