You’re Blog Used To Be Funny But Now You Became A Lesbian All Yo Do Is Post Pictures Of Frogs Ans Talk

Will: What kind of work would you want to do?

Nico: I don’t want to work. I want to lay in bed eating McDonalds all day.

Will: So does everyone, but you have to work if you want to live.

Nico: Then I want to die.

Will, spraying him with water: No.

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

Someone really went out there and wrote the thing

A fake marriage between two best friends because they need money? SIGN ME UP.

I only read the first four chapters, so I don’t really know how the story will unfold, but I’m definitely buying the book. I can’t believe a book was written specially for me.

btw the book is called Marriage of Unconvenience by Chelsea M. Cameron.

This is about MEN. When my male friends dont want to smile, or dont want to hug, I notice their discomfort, I dont try, I dont ask for an explanation, because I know that when they’ll want a hug from me, they’re gonna come back.

When I am moody, I dont want to smile, hug, or kiss a friend, I get weird looks, I get asked if Im on my period. 

So, This is about Men. 

Woman: *attempts to set a boundary*

Man: Woowww :( so you like, hate me? You’re mad at me? Can’t you like, compromise your comfort a little bit for my convenience? I honestly think you’re being a little too sensitive here! Maybe you should look inward and consider why you’re so cold and heartless 😔

Hi friends! Can you reblog this if you actively post about Hogwarts Mystery? I’m obsessed with this meme of a game as I’m finally living out the dreams of being in hogwarts. Also, how did I get so emotionally attached to the characters. Help! I need people to talk about it with!

(I follow from my main thedonnynova)

no wonder my energy runs out this fast considering the fact im carrying this whole damn house on my back

do best friends look at each other like this?

Artemis is homoromantic and asexual pass it on

Artemis is a confirmed lesbian because Sappho has a fragment that just says “Artemis” and well folks!!! it’s confirmed!!!

I have come to the conclusion that I am Snape

I have come to the conclusion that every time Snape does something it’s either

Out of love

Out of spite

For the aesthetic