Them: How Are You?

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

That thing where you know you gave one of your main characters a last name, but you can’t remember it and can’t find it in any of the tens of thousands of words you’ve written. 

Balls.

someone gay who is joking and has literally no systematic power to make this happen: sorry straight people [some item/subject/thing] is gays only, that means no straights

straight people: I FINALLY KNOW OPPRESSION AND THIS IS THE WORST I’VE EVER FELT THE GAYS WILL PAY FOR THIS

If I died without hearing a single guy tell me that I’ve bewitched him body and soul and that he loves , loves , loves me and never wishes to be parted from me from that day on , I wouldn’t have lived a happy life at all .

Have my cute son, Ben Copper, who’s probably gonna Neville Longbottom us in year 7

there is also the light at the right, just next to the statues of knights on the lower floor, there is also, in the west towers, there is an empty painting right next to the prefect bathroom.

I MADE A DISCOVERY

So I was tapping around my screen (don’t ask me why) and then I realised that you could get free energies by touching some items in the decor. So I took a few screenshots

This painting in the East Towers

The suits of armours in Lower Floor - West

The house-elf that was here being lazy (but it’s gone tho cause I touched them) in the Dungeons

In the Castle Grounds, this branch

And finally, Lower Floor - East, the books on the bench but you can have access only from Year 2.

However, I’m only a Year 2 and I have no idea if the places where the energies are hidden will change with time (since I just discovered that and made the post right after) and also, I dunno for the other places I haven’t unlocked yet. Plus, I don’t know if this post was already made but I hope it’ll help a few ones out there (^_^)

[[Secretly hopes that this post will be kinda noticed]]

Queen: mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all

Mirror: *shows a girl*

Queen: where is she what’s her name and does she like girls

-Magnus Chase and the gods of Asgard (trilogy) (genderfluid) (sometimes mlm, sometimes m/f since a character is genderfluid)

In French : 

- “J’ai avalé un arc en ciel” (duologie) (wlw)

books recs for pride month

overall favorites: - the raven cycle (quartet) (mlm) - all for the game (trilogy) (mlm) - six of crows (duology) (mlm) - I’ll give you the sun (mlm) - the miseducation of cameron post (wlw)

some others: - ace of shades (first in a series) (mlm, nb) - the witch sea (wlw) - simon vs. the homo sapien agenda + leah on the offbeat (mlm, wlw) - everything leads to you (wlw) - the darkest part of the forest (mlm) - wonders of the invisible world (mlm) - the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue (mlm, ace/aro) - radio silence (mlm, demi/ace, maybe more?) - at the edge of the universe (mlm) - love in the time of global warming (duology) (wlw, trans) - the song of achilles (mlm) - carry on (mlm) - All Out: The No-Longer-Secret Stories of Queer Teens Throughout the Ages (short story collection) (everything)

*biased towards mlm mostly because the market is oversaturated with mlm novels, currently working on focusing specifically on other types but most of what I’ve read so far has been underwhelming