Smash That Mf Reblog If U Hate Pedophiles

my writing process is just flipping back and forth between "i am unworthy of the written word" and "i am a literary god" and there is literally no in between

I have read this book serie, called “La magie de Paris” (aka Paris’ Magic), Idk if it has been translated to english, but the main character isa teenage girl, who’s AT LEAST 5.9ft, she does fencing, she is R I P P E D, and like, there is only one character taller and more muscular than her in the whole book, and he’s a knight, so, yknow. If you want one, I got one, but only one, which is kinda sad.

i want more fucking ripped girl characters 

not “tall girl with big tiddies and thighs and couple of vague lines on her skinny arms to show bicep” or “tall girls with uwu ~acrobatic muscles~ who look like they weigh 90 lbs and have concave stomachs” 

Im talking 6+ foot girls with bull shoulders and big waists and hips. Im talking about “non-feminine" muscles that make big necks and “masculine” hands. Im talking about muscles in the midriff besides the front of the abs -even if that means you cant have an itty bitty waist to show off the massive ZZ tits that you were gonna draw on because you’re to scared to draw girls with chest muscles!! give me girls who take up space and intimidate everyone around them without being overly cutesy or “sexy” as if you gotta make up for it somehow!!!

Draw more muscular girls you cowards!!

Look this beautiful dog

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

no wonder my energy runs out this fast considering the fact im carrying this whole damn house on my back

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

I am so ashamed of myself omg 😂😂😂 can you believe I typed this after reading Oedipus BY SOPHOCLES

if you read antigone and sided with kreon at any point i DO hate you just so you know

me writing something at 2am: omg this passage is PEAK comedy. no one could beat how funny this is

me reading it the next day: yo wtf is this

My brother mentioned how Barnaby was like Kronk, and then this sort of happened. I have doodled a lot of this crossover, so expect more relatively soon! 

Big Mood.

I’m refusing to follow the game’s missions for now and I’m trying to get as many House Points as I can because I want to get way ahead of the other Houses in case Merula makes me lose 20 points again