Ophélie: Comment Vous Sentez-vous?

I have come to the conclusion that I am Snape

I have come to the conclusion that every time Snape does something it’s either

Out of love

Out of spite

For the aesthetic

Merula, sixth year: In my first year of Hogwarts there was a girl I had a crush on so I just wrote her on a piece of paper “Get out of my school”

MC, sixth year: It was you??

Rowan, sixth year: Called it.

I think I should be a vampire because I would take advantage of my mysteriousness & powers & immortality to kill pedophiles thanks for coming to my ted talk xx

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU THIS IS SO GOOD FHSHDHSHSHDHSUFNAICNAKFNAJFHAJDJAFHS

Kaz and Inej, from Six of Crows

girls don’t want a boyfriend, girls want to be able to info dump to you about their wip and for you to ask questions👍🏼😁

Wise words from the Schwablin Queen Creatives, take note

Daydreaming of a life where I live in a little forest cottage and tend to my berry plants in the morning, check on my beehives in the afternoon, and sit with my arm around the love of my life on a porch swing sipping tea in the evening

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN THING EVER I JUST READ THAT ENTIRE FUCKIN FIC IN TEN MINUTES BC IT WAS SO GOOD!

Your Pansy has me LIVING, and Im not talking abt you Draco, also I love the innuendos, and Blaise is just /////

The silver trio should get renamed the bad flirts trio bc clearly some of them have troubles 😂😂😂 and Ace!Ron is OMG YES

Anywayssss, I love your fic, it is super funny and cute and adorable and please continue it

Summary:

Hermione makes a group chat for homework purposes, but as it turns out just having teenage banter with each other is a lot more fun

Exerpt:

Pansy Parkinson: What use is nailing someone to a tree? If you’re going with human sacrifice at least do it properly and pickle his balls

Hermione Granger: What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Harry Potter: I would love to pickle your balls @DracoMalfoy

Ronald Weasley: MY EYES! MY EYES!

Seamus Finnigan: OMG @HarryPotter TMI

Draco Malfoy: I find it very offensive that @HarryPotter wants to use me as human sacrifice and the only thing you people notice is the slight innuendo

Blaise Zabini: Slight innuendo my arse, @HarryPotter wants to hide your faggots

Draco Malfoy: What on earth is that supposed to mean?

Blaise Zabini is typing…

Hermione Granger: DON’T YOU DARE EXPLAIN THAT OR I WILL BE PICKLING YOUR BALLS TONIGHT ZABINI

I meant faggots as innuendo, since there is a meat ball type/brand called faggot in Great Brittain and I use that a lot. Please don’t murder me

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