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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

𝐘𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫 nsfw alphabet

— mdni!

❝ i wanna fuck, government hooker. ❞

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

· Yuri have a dirty mouth during sex, but after it he gets so, so clingy! he hugs you, kisses you and doesn't even let you go take a bath alone – you have to share it!

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

· he likes his eyes, the red color always attracted attention... besides, he likes his hands, he's very skilled with them and they're very helpful in many ways.

he adores your whole body, everything about you is so gorgeous to him, although during that, he mostly takes care of your breasts and thighs.

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

· it's a normal sperm, nothing unusual about it. he's getting quite embarrassed when you swallow it, i mean, it's hot as fuck, but he gets all red when it happens, but besides it - he prefers to do it inside, he feels like he's claiming you and that you're completely his.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

· he totally stalked you before you got together, his work made it very easy, he also stole your lingerie... of course you'll never know that, never ever.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

· Yuri's not that experienced, he already had a few girlfriends, those were short term relationships and not much happened besides a few... well, things, at the beginning he was just doing what he wanted and was quite embarrassed, then he started being more confident, and after a while he finally learned what you like, and he was gladly not only having pleasure, but also giving it to you.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

· he likes anything, but usually goes for a classic missionary, sometimes a doggy style when he's back from work and needs to have some stress relief.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

· he's not really funny during that, Yuri treats pleasing your needs very seriously, but would sometimes tease you and laugh at your pouts.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

· he doesn't really care about it, he shaves just a little, his body hair color is black and that's all i can say.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

· usually Yuri gets all sweet and romantic after sex, during it he's rough and authoritative, making sure you'll be a wreck in the morning.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

· since you're together, he does it rarely, only when you're not here to take care of him, but each time he thinks of you, you can take it as a compliment if you want.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

· breeding kink — it's not like he tries to actually impregnate you (even though the thought of you having his children makes him feel things), but saying it makes him feel like you're his, and he could do it if he wanted.

· bondage — Yuri likes to pin your wrists sometimes, when he feels like it he uses handcuffs, when it's not around he just holds your wrists with his hand or does it with his shirt.

· sex in clothes — he likes to do it with his uniform on, it makes Yuri feel powerful and authoritative.

then there are a few smaller kinks, like this weird mix of a praise kink and degradation kink, he uses both in the same sentence, like "my pretty little slut", "you're taking me so well, experience, huh?", but if you'd try to degradate him, he'd cry.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

· obviously bed, sometimes kitchen counter, his office (it's closed, but he likes to think that you're going to be caught and everyone will know that you're completely and utterly his.)

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

· if Yuri was asked what turns him on, he'd say just your name, bluntly.

but to be honest, he loves it when you wear his clothes or when you use his perfumes... it gets him going a lot, to Yuri a great motivation is also jealousy and possessiveness that he experiences a lot. when he sees you talking with other men, he instantly starts kissing you, so if he's very, very jealous, he goes further once you get back home.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

· anything that would hurt you — both physically, emotionally and mentally — he would never hurt you purposely, damn, he'd execute himself if that happened, how could he sadden his precious love?

apart from that, Yuri won't like it if you're going to say something degradating to him. he'll cry. "Y/N, why are you so so meaaan??? 😭" (he called you a whore a few minutes ago).

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

· as mentioned before, he gets quite embarrassed when he's the one receiving, it's such a pleasure, he always ends up in your mouth... but when he's the one giving it's a whole different story, when he eats you up, he devours you and is delighted while doing that.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

· well... for most of the time, he's rough and fast once he's inside you, but occasionally, when you're feeling bad or insecure, he'll worship and adore you fully and slowly - to make sure you know how much you matter to him and how much he loves everything about you.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

· it happens rarely, when he's stressed after or before work and needs some relief, he doesn't really have any opinion on that.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

· is making you blow him under the desk in his office a risk? if you say yes, then he takes risks. the thought of anyone seeing that he makes you so needy and desperate definitely gets him going. he also enjoys experiments from time to time, but not too often.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

· at the beginning he was able to last for two or three rounds, but he learned to do five or six, he totally would be able to do seven, but it'd make him a wreck the next morning.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

· nuh uh, toys are not his thing... maybe a mask when you experiment with blindfolding, but not much more, he wants to please you himself, not with any weird help.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

· you're so cute when you pout, that's what he thinks after being such a meanie towards you, even though he's quite serious, teasing you is always a fun thing to do.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

· he's loud. damn it, very loud. he doesn't stop his own whimpers and moans, only when you really want him to.

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

· he gets really, really horny when he's drunk. like when he drinks too much and sees you, he nuzzles to you, and ends up falling asleep on your chest... the next day he doesn't remember what happened.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

· i can't write it. i really tried, but it turned so badly.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

· pretty high — of course it's not like he can't stop himself, but not doing it for a long time makes him feel nervous and... just weird.

when you're not around, he misses you terribly and wants to show it to you and thinks about you constantly.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

· before going to sleep, Yuri has to check on you. he'll not only ask about your well-being, but also pepper you with kisses, cuddles and sweet words, he won't let you go, not even for a moment, so Yuri will fall asleep only in an hour or two, and only with you in his arms.

the end.

god, i feel so dirty after writing that, but well. it had to be done.

𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 as a boyfriend - headcanons.

female reader // sfw

𝐈. he's a gentleman.

everyone in Hogwarts knows him as a charming young man, but with you it's a whole new, different level.

— Tom likes to kiss your hand when he sees you — it doesn't just show his courtesy, but also how much he admires you and your reactions when it's happening. he wants you (and everyone) to notice that he treats you as his lady, respectfully. sometimes when you walk around holding hands, he can take your hand and kiss it when you least expect it.

— Tom offers his arm for you. — usually it happens when it's raining and the umbrella is too small to accommodate both of you, Surely it could be changed with a wave of a wand and a good spell, but would there be an opportunity to walk together like this? of course yes, but you both seem to like it that way.

— Riddle is always on time — this applies to both classes and your dates, this guy is never late, he's actually fifteen minutes early! he would never, ever allow you to wait for him.

— he always offers to walk you to your dorm — it speaks for itself, Tom is very possessive protectful of you and he wouldn't let anything harm you.

— Tom lets you sit first — he likes to pull out your chair for you before he allows himself to sit down, sometimes when you sit down, he kisses your cheek or nibbles at your neck.

𝐈𝐈. nicknames Tom uses.

names don't matter, they never did for Tom Riddle. that is, until he met you – suddenly he not only started adoring your name, but also using nicknames for it (even though he definitely loves your name more than that), like;

— my dearest — he likes to murmur it while kissing your hand, Tom really enjoys seeing your blush when it happens.

— miss (last name) — usually when he wants to tease you or you're frustrating him.

— my sweetness — let's say it, he's saying it only when you're alone, no exceptions.

𝐈𝐈𝐈. signs of affection.

Tom isn't all that affectionate, but he tries his best to satisfy you and your needs.

— hugs — he will never admit how much he likes when you're sitting on his lap and cuddling up to him, usually he just wraps his arms around you and starts to kiss your neck, that always is extremely encouraging to him.

— kisses — he likes kissing you everywhere, even though he's a gentleman, he likes kissing you passionately on the lips and enjoys seeing how much you try to kiss him back. kissing your neck is very... good, to him. Tom knows how much of a soft spot it is for you and he enjoys seeing you shiver. other parts of your body also were kissed by Tom Riddle, cheeks, jaw, shoulders, arms... it's impossible to exchange.

— gifts — Tom never had much money, so unfortunately he couldn't give you much in your Hogwarts days, but later - when he begins working - he starts buying you presents, mostly necklaces or rings... they're not expensive, but he's trying, really. his obsession love for you is just growing bigger when he sees your reactions to all those little nothings. once, on the anniversary he gave you something unbelievable, Ravenclaw's diadem, for you having a part of his soul in it was probably the most romantic thing in the world.

— his time — Tom listens to you and your stories, even when he gets grumpy or is busy, somehow you always can talk about your interests, vent about private things (that he definitely won't use in future) or just spend time in silence.

// i hope i didn't go too far with it, because it's all fiction for my girly heart (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) i will definitely write more for this mr. toxicity to feed my delusions.

thanks for reading :33 i hope you enjoyed it,

– cecily.

THIS ‼️‼️ MY EYES ARE TEARING WHEN THIS HAPPENs.

pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink

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"The incest part of spy x family ruins it" SHUT UP, your wrong, Yuri Briar is a complex character and to put it as a "weird incest thing" is wrong.

First, Yuri has never implied he wanted any sexual relations with his sister, the most he has said is he loves her and wants to marry her, and that isnt weird if you put in the context that Yuri and Yor are both children who suffered from the war. They didnt have parents to take care of them, that burden was put onto Yor as the older sibling. Yuri looks up to her for that and wants to prove to Yor that he can protect them too. Yuri doesnt understand the complexities of love because he was never taught it, he loves his sister and wants to protect her and has gotten his feelings confused for wanting to marry her. "but hes so weird around loid" IN HIS CHILDHOOD IT WAS ONLY HIM AND HIS SISTER HE IS GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE TRUSTING OTHERS.

They grew up in a war, A WAR. Thats going to have a mental toll on your character, Yuri has taken this by wanting to protect who he loves. Yuri doesnt have anyone outside of Yor he is going to be confused on what his love means.

Loid has mentioned how he is jealous of Yors and Yuris relationship because its so close, and they have eachother to rely on, something Loid didnt get as a child. Loid doesnt see Yuri as a threat to him and Yor.

You can see how he grows through the story and accepts that Yor has found another person to trust and rely on and he doesnt have to carry that burden alone. He has slowly been letting go and giving Loid a chance to be there for Yor and Loid has proven he can and will be there for her, and yuri is grateful and even takes up tutoring Anya, it doesnt work out but he still tries to be supportive to his sister.

In conclusion Yuri briar did not ruin the plot of spy x family with a weird incest trope, if you look at the dialoge and think deeper in on the story, you can observe Yuris growth as a person.

apologies if this doesnt make sense i just hate people who missread the story of Yuris character

loid forger core:

my pookie

Elegant and evil

i'm tearing for i need this man

I like him

😭😭😭

"I'm staying"

I made an identity reveal situation...

In this, Loid and Yor are already aware of who they are, and highly probable an angsty situation took part before all of this. We know in canon (and hope) that they do confront each other. Not fight because I don't actually see Loid laying a finger on her, but more of a heated discussion. Too much lies and secrets are in game, so...

But the thing is, they're already too deep in love. While the voice of reason says "we shouldn't be together, this shouldn't be happening" or as Yor says "I should kill you" the heart is stronger and they can't deny that no matter how much painful the truth is, there's also the truth that they can't deny what they feel for each other. So they give in to their desires and make love.

(Yes, everyone, scenes are based on that drama lol)

In the afterglow, they come to a decision: they have to stay together. Things need to be work out but they have found a reason to go ahead and fight for it

(I'm not counting the fact that here, they probably don't know Anya reads minds yet... which just imagine how far they would go to protect their baby)

So yes, they decide to give it a shot and fight for a greater good, together they can do more than separated and well, you will say "Lyly but it won't be that easy" Of course it won't be that easy. We are expecting something far more dramatic and painful, there will be angst. But this is something I envisioned while watching that scene. Loid and Yor love each other, they won't just throw it all away when they have found what they needed, maybe fake at first, but when you have a chance to make it real, why not do it?

In the end, all sxf fans wish for the same, for them to be together in the end.

See you later! -Lyly

Tom Marvolo Riddle Jr. — masterlist.

❝ he was all seven of the deadly sins. ❞

— boyfriend headcanons (sfw) —