𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 As A Boyfriend - Headcanons.

𝐘𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫 nsfw alphabet

— mdni!

❝ i wanna fuck, government hooker. ❞

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

· Yuri have a dirty mouth during sex, but after it he gets so, so clingy! he hugs you, kisses you and doesn't even let you go take a bath alone – you have to share it!

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

· he likes his eyes, the red color always attracted attention... besides, he likes his hands, he's very skilled with them and they're very helpful in many ways.

he adores your whole body, everything about you is so gorgeous to him, although during that, he mostly takes care of your breasts and thighs.

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

· it's a normal sperm, nothing unusual about it. he's getting quite embarrassed when you swallow it, i mean, it's hot as fuck, but he gets all red when it happens, but besides it - he prefers to do it inside, he feels like he's claiming you and that you're completely his.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

· he totally stalked you before you got together, his work made it very easy, he also stole your lingerie... of course you'll never know that, never ever.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

· Yuri's not that experienced, he already had a few girlfriends, those were short term relationships and not much happened besides a few... well, things, at the beginning he was just doing what he wanted and was quite embarrassed, then he started being more confident, and after a while he finally learned what you like, and he was gladly not only having pleasure, but also giving it to you.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

· he likes anything, but usually goes for a classic missionary, sometimes a doggy style when he's back from work and needs to have some stress relief.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

· he's not really funny during that, Yuri treats pleasing your needs very seriously, but would sometimes tease you and laugh at your pouts.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

· he doesn't really care about it, he shaves just a little, his body hair color is black and that's all i can say.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

· usually Yuri gets all sweet and romantic after sex, during it he's rough and authoritative, making sure you'll be a wreck in the morning.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

· since you're together, he does it rarely, only when you're not here to take care of him, but each time he thinks of you, you can take it as a compliment if you want.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

· breeding kink — it's not like he tries to actually impregnate you (even though the thought of you having his children makes him feel things), but saying it makes him feel like you're his, and he could do it if he wanted.

· bondage — Yuri likes to pin your wrists sometimes, when he feels like it he uses handcuffs, when it's not around he just holds your wrists with his hand or does it with his shirt.

· sex in clothes — he likes to do it with his uniform on, it makes Yuri feel powerful and authoritative.

then there are a few smaller kinks, like this weird mix of a praise kink and degradation kink, he uses both in the same sentence, like "my pretty little slut", "you're taking me so well, experience, huh?", but if you'd try to degradate him, he'd cry.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

· obviously bed, sometimes kitchen counter, his office (it's closed, but he likes to think that you're going to be caught and everyone will know that you're completely and utterly his.)

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

· if Yuri was asked what turns him on, he'd say just your name, bluntly.

but to be honest, he loves it when you wear his clothes or when you use his perfumes... it gets him going a lot, to Yuri a great motivation is also jealousy and possessiveness that he experiences a lot. when he sees you talking with other men, he instantly starts kissing you, so if he's very, very jealous, he goes further once you get back home.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

· anything that would hurt you — both physically, emotionally and mentally — he would never hurt you purposely, damn, he'd execute himself if that happened, how could he sadden his precious love?

apart from that, Yuri won't like it if you're going to say something degradating to him. he'll cry. "Y/N, why are you so so meaaan??? 😭" (he called you a whore a few minutes ago).

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

· as mentioned before, he gets quite embarrassed when he's the one receiving, it's such a pleasure, he always ends up in your mouth... but when he's the one giving it's a whole different story, when he eats you up, he devours you and is delighted while doing that.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

· well... for most of the time, he's rough and fast once he's inside you, but occasionally, when you're feeling bad or insecure, he'll worship and adore you fully and slowly - to make sure you know how much you matter to him and how much he loves everything about you.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

· it happens rarely, when he's stressed after or before work and needs some relief, he doesn't really have any opinion on that.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

· is making you blow him under the desk in his office a risk? if you say yes, then he takes risks. the thought of anyone seeing that he makes you so needy and desperate definitely gets him going. he also enjoys experiments from time to time, but not too often.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

· at the beginning he was able to last for two or three rounds, but he learned to do five or six, he totally would be able to do seven, but it'd make him a wreck the next morning.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

· nuh uh, toys are not his thing... maybe a mask when you experiment with blindfolding, but not much more, he wants to please you himself, not with any weird help.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

· you're so cute when you pout, that's what he thinks after being such a meanie towards you, even though he's quite serious, teasing you is always a fun thing to do.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

· he's loud. damn it, very loud. he doesn't stop his own whimpers and moans, only when you really want him to.

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

· he gets really, really horny when he's drunk. like when he drinks too much and sees you, he nuzzles to you, and ends up falling asleep on your chest... the next day he doesn't remember what happened.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

· i can't write it. i really tried, but it turned so badly.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

· pretty high — of course it's not like he can't stop himself, but not doing it for a long time makes him feel nervous and... just weird.

when you're not around, he misses you terribly and wants to show it to you and thinks about you constantly.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

· before going to sleep, Yuri has to check on you. he'll not only ask about your well-being, but also pepper you with kisses, cuddles and sweet words, he won't let you go, not even for a moment, so Yuri will fall asleep only in an hour or two, and only with you in his arms.

the end.

god, i feel so dirty after writing that, but well. it had to be done.

𝐘𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫 sfw alphabet

(fem reader)

❝ i said i would never fall, unless it's you i fall into. ❞

a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

· Yuri is clingy asf, he adores his girlfriend so much!!?

he loves to shower you with kisses and hugs, don't expect him to stop, because it WON'T happen!

b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

· Yuri as a friend... he for sure would talk about his sister a lot... there's not much to say about it, he can open up more if he wants to, though.

c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

· he loves cuddles! yk what he likes to do the most? hugging you from behind and kissing your whole face.

d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)

· hm... i'm sure that deep inside he wants to settle down, but right now he just has to think about the present - his job, protecting Yor and you.

despite Yor's cooking, he cooks rather well and he will make sure you're eating properly! he also tries to clean his apartment frequently.

e = ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

· he would most likely break up with you because of his job and for fear of something happening to you... he would try to stay calm and cold and just to say it and leave, but mentally he would be broken.

f = fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)

· well..... HE'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU.

although he probably won't ask too quickly, he's very fine with this idea... on the other hand, he's insecure of himself. he really is. so it will be hard for him.

g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

· Yuri is a weird person, if you haven't noticed. he can be both very sweet and gentle towards the people he loves and be also very rough at the edges – it depends.

h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)

· Yuri hugs you very often, he really enjoys having you in his arms, he likes to think that you're safe there.

i = i love you (how fast do they say the l-word?)

Yuri said it after a long while, it took him a while to trust you completely, but when he did, he said it instantly. (let's ignore that he was totally showing his love from the first day of dating, it's about the l-word.)

j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)

· i think this was to be expected, Yuri is incredibly jealous and possesive! he is jealous of everyone... someone breathes too loudly in your presence? frown! someone talks to you? execution! someone dares to touch you? PUBLIC ENFORCEMENT, NO WAY!! it's one of Yuri's biggest red flags, but he doesn't think it's wrong, to him it's a very normal, natural reaction... his biggest fear is losing somebody he loves.

k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

· he loves to kiss you everywhere, from forehead to thighs!

Yuri likes both the short, gentle kisses that you always give him before he goes to work and the long, passionate kisses you have when you're alone.

he likes to be kissed everywhere, but his favorite ones are probably kisses on the cheek and lips.

l = little ones (how are they around children?)

· he's not the best with kids, of course, it's not that he hates them, but he's very impatient...

m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

· this guy likes to cuddle with you in the morning, although usually he's going to work very early, he loves to shower you with kisses and affection, so you won't miss him too much... of course you are still going to miss him, but he doesn't have to know about it.

n = night (how are nights spent with them?)

· well, it depends... usually you're the one sleeping, and he's just watching over you, not in a creepy way though, he likes to look at your face and appreciate your beauty.

o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

· as you can expect, Yuri is a total liar.

he'll tell you his real job after months, and not months of just knowing each other, months of being good friends - he won't blame you, if you're going to be mad, because who wouldn't when someone close hides something that important?

+ it can happen quicker, if he'll drink alcohol, everyone knows that Yuri's alcohol tolerance is bad. OKAY, very bad. impossibly bad. so he's going to tell you right away and cry about it for the next hour.

p = patience (How easily angered are they?)

· oh, well... he has a bad temper, a very bad temper - which becomes even worse through his work in SSS, he's a very emotional and sudden person, however he doesn't want to be mad at you, not at all... he'll never do anything worse than saying some rough words and he would never hurt you, he would rather cut off his fingers than do that.

q = quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

· Yuri remembers everything about you, your favorite color? of course he knows it! favorite food? too easy! your first pet? he remembers its full name! - he knows everything, and more.

r = remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

· he absolutely loves everything about your relationship, cuddling, talking, sleeping and eating together... he just loves you. with you he could even do nothing and be grateful!

s = security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

· he's not protective... he's overprotective.

he won't let anyone or anything hurt you, it would kill him. for him you're the sweetest, the loveliest person in the world (with Yor of course), so hurting you is like a death wish.

t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

· he loves to spoil you and working in the Secret Police gives him more than enough money to do it! Yuri loves to buy you new clothes, jewelry... your wish is his command.

u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

· well... he's a busy person, sometimes, because of his work, he can't spend time with you - even though you understand that he does it for you and Yor, he feels bad because of that and tries his best to make it up to you.

v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

· Yuri knows that he's not a bad looking person, but he doesn't pay much attention to it, of course he takes care of himself, but he's not exaggerating with it.

w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

· he adores you deeply and he can't imagine life without you... if you leave him, Yuri would be a wrack.

x = xtra (a random headcanon for them.)

· Anya calls you her auntie, Yuri pretends to not care about it, but in fact he thinks it's just... something else, that he can't help but feel good about.

y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

· he wouldn't like it if you had any addictions, like smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol... he would do anything to get you to quit your habit and would be by your side through everything.

z = zzz (what is a sleep habits of theirs?)

· before sleep, he loves to get a kiss on the cheek, sometimes he wakes up cuddled up to your chest, with you caressing his hair, he's quite embarrassed when it happens, but he does nothing to change it.

the end.

it was in my notes way too long, i'm not completely satisfied, but i did my best for the moment, i will probably fix it in the future.

i hope you enjoyed it still.

ps. this part about children is so short, because i'm planning to write more about it the other day ^^

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Doodles I did trying to imagine what Spy x Family characters would look like if they were from a 60’s anime

I took inspiration from Sally the Witch and Himitsu no Akko-chan character designs mostly.😄

YES. ‼️‼️ I LOVE YOU ANON

Anon, no one is "overlooking" Harvey's "crush" on Maru. There have been multiple reasons given. They're coworkers. They're friends. The town is dying and everyone else is paired off. Their only other options for certain events are people far older than them, secretly taken people, or drunks. Harvey mentions health stuff and his concerns frequently if you actually pay attention. Hell, Fiona Sangster did a very excellent video going over all of that bullshit when explaining their dynamics with each other and the rest of the town.

Harvey doesn't have a crush on Maru.

Also, not-so-fun-fact: Black people have a higher risk of skin cancer in the US and a small contributing factor for that is because sunscreens here aren't usually made with Black skin in mind unless you seek out specifically specialty screens.

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Tom Marvolo Riddle Jr. — masterlist.

❝ he was all seven of the deadly sins. ❞

— boyfriend headcanons (sfw) —

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"The incest part of spy x family ruins it" SHUT UP, your wrong, Yuri Briar is a complex character and to put it as a "weird incest thing" is wrong.

First, Yuri has never implied he wanted any sexual relations with his sister, the most he has said is he loves her and wants to marry her, and that isnt weird if you put in the context that Yuri and Yor are both children who suffered from the war. They didnt have parents to take care of them, that burden was put onto Yor as the older sibling. Yuri looks up to her for that and wants to prove to Yor that he can protect them too. Yuri doesnt understand the complexities of love because he was never taught it, he loves his sister and wants to protect her and has gotten his feelings confused for wanting to marry her. "but hes so weird around loid" IN HIS CHILDHOOD IT WAS ONLY HIM AND HIS SISTER HE IS GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE TRUSTING OTHERS.

They grew up in a war, A WAR. Thats going to have a mental toll on your character, Yuri has taken this by wanting to protect who he loves. Yuri doesnt have anyone outside of Yor he is going to be confused on what his love means.

Loid has mentioned how he is jealous of Yors and Yuris relationship because its so close, and they have eachother to rely on, something Loid didnt get as a child. Loid doesnt see Yuri as a threat to him and Yor.

You can see how he grows through the story and accepts that Yor has found another person to trust and rely on and he doesnt have to carry that burden alone. He has slowly been letting go and giving Loid a chance to be there for Yor and Loid has proven he can and will be there for her, and yuri is grateful and even takes up tutoring Anya, it doesnt work out but he still tries to be supportive to his sister.

In conclusion Yuri briar did not ruin the plot of spy x family with a weird incest trope, if you look at the dialoge and think deeper in on the story, you can observe Yuris growth as a person.

apologies if this doesnt make sense i just hate people who missread the story of Yuris character

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Sometimes all I think about is you

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I get so annoyed when people hate on Harvey for charging you for medical supplies. It's literally nothing. It's like getting mad at Abigail because you don't get a discount at her dad's store. Or Emily for not giving you a discount at the saloon. Leave my boy alone.

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Quick sketch!