oh-sturg - fish want me.
fish want me.

she/he/it // 21 // MDNIshitpost blog. have fun with my unfiltered adhd brain. art blog is https://www.tumblr.com/oh-sturg-art so uh.

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1 year ago

- A small boy who informed me that he was one pound. Normal people are five pounds, according to him, and sharks are ten pounds. He lost his mind when I told him that we have an animal that is five hundred pounds

- My dive buddy from yesterday’s pool session, and the gentleman that joined in on our torpedo catch game. I don’t know the additional guy’s name, but he told be good luck on my buoyancy

- The hilarious experience my mom and I had at the Barbie Malibu Cafe

- The sheer diversity in people. I’ve never seen so many different people in one place. To be fair the state I came from was extremely white and generally conservative

- That previously mentioned Thor manager that randomly gives me things. He bought me a fidget cube because I kept destroying towels. He handed me a piece of a broken microphone during a morning meeting without a single word

- A bunch of guys drawing a penis out of them walking on a snow-covered lake

- Baby softshell turtles!

- An older woman handed me a handmade frog charm while I was working. I think she was a fae

- My nametag has a price sticker on it for $0.12. I get a lot of comments on it about how I’m worth more than twelve cents. It makes me happy, even if the sticker is just a meme

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor


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1 year ago

Transing your gender is a promotion…

with merfolk, do you think birthing process would function similar to seahorses, i say this with no other basis than the chosen tails in one of your edits

As my merfolk are humans, they have a human way of reproducing! That is to say that the baby develops in a womb and not a pouch akin to what male seahorses have. No mpreg, sorry ^^' They do have some other "quirks" though, like that some merfolk with the bodies of certain fish species can change their sex! There was no other reason for this but that some fishes do it and I think it would be cool if there were societies where humans sometimes did that.

Other interpretations of mermaids can do it differently of course. I remember that they mention merfolk reproducing like seahorses with males carrying the babies in Monster Prom!


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1 year ago

He set my house on fire once I added him to my game

I can’t believe I asked @emmsiplier to add Ghost to their household so Seven wouldn’t be lonely and he immediately started grilling and then set the grill on fire


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1 year ago

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS CONTEMPLATING AND I WAS LIKE “NO. PLEASE”

"did you SHIT in my kitchen?" @oh-sturg about dogs living in his sims house


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1 year ago

I can’t believe I asked @emmsiplier to add Ghost to their household so Seven wouldn’t be lonely and he immediately started grilling and then set the grill on fire


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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Guess what day it isssssss


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1 year ago

So remember that brick oven bus I posted about here, anyways my parents surprised me by taking me there

Turns out they are not putting children in the oven , it was pizza


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1 year ago

- The work truck that had a toy truck of the same kind strapped on its bed

- My work. I never would’ve gotten a job like this if I stayed in my old state

- The kind woman that greeted me every morning when I got my breakfast. I think she’s working somewhere else now, I hope she’s doing great

- The woman today who lingered as I scanned her and her kids’ tickets and they ran into the aquarium. She paused and asked me how I was doing. She told me “I have a message from my father in heaven. He loves you.” She told me to continue having a blessed day

- The woman in a wheelchair jamming out to a rave behind me

- Related to above, the toddlers on their parents’ shoulders also jamming out to said rave

- The police officer (ACAB) holding an assault rifle admiring the stingrays

- The two mall cops who stared at the stingrays while the rest of them tried to investigate the source of the smoke coming from the bathrooms

- The man at the pizza joint who saw me dancing to his boombox

- The same man who mimicked the poster next to him from an old movie by picking up that boombox and lifting it over his head

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor


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1 year ago

- An SUV kicking up dirt across farmland

- The therapy llamas down the county road into work

- Swans!!

- Gus, the dog across the street that always lets me pet him.

- Brontë, the neighbour’s dog from the old neighbourhood. She always pees when she sees me

- The protestors above the bridge on my way home that carry a sign that says “STOP THE GENOCIDE” and “CEASEFIRE ON CHILDREN” on the opposite side. I honk at them, and they wave to me

- The cars lined down the street during county fair season

- Kids catching minnows with their bare hands at the lake

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor


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1 year ago

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor


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1 year ago

Discord teenager: I’m doing something that is Bad For My Health and complaining about it

Me: here’s a possible solution to that problem

Discord teenager: but I don’t want to!!!!!


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1 year ago

Sometimes I think I’m a bad person, and then I remember that there’s a baby stingray very happy to see me whenever I walk by


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1 year ago

Hiiii me again

Related to the post about the ownership of characters and the tags you put-

I just wanted to mention that you’ve given me a lot of confidence. I used to be the type of person who believed “if your oc even breathes in the direction of a canon character, it’s cringe and Mary Sue and you’ll be ripped to shreds for it.” I’d have to tread so lightly with characters I enjoyed and love them from afar because I felt if I made even a joke post someone would bring it up.

I’ve only just gotten into the cod fandom, found your blog a couple months ago, and it’s given me a lot of like. Idk!! Just “fuck it, do what you want” kinda vibes in the best way? It’s really hard to word this lmao. But since finding your blog I’ve made a 141 character, a shadow, literally shipping an oc with ghost now, and I’m having fun that I wouldn’t have if I didn’t find your blog

So thank you <3

Hello! (。・∀・)ノ゙

Well, It's been an apparent issue in this fandom. idk why, but when I visit other fandoms, the sense of ownership and possessiveness to the characters is not that high, like what's up with these people I don't know. Like, the characters in media, especially in games, don't belong to anyone except the studios that made them 😭

We as fandom members can create original characters, alternative universes, and stuff for them. I can't imagine a piece of media without fanarts, fics, and OC's really. Heck, that's what keeps the fandom alive. If there's one thing we can learn from history of media, is that you can't hold back people's creativity. OF COURSE, there are cringe ones and unhinged ones, but it's fandom, of course, it's filled with different types of people from normal to bizarre ones.

Here's the thing, just because one person has already shipped their OC with one character, that doesn't mean that character is LOST forever to that one particular OC like it's a damn popularity competition 😭.

I've also seen some people saying that they're so emotionally attached to this one character, that if they see him with someone else's OC. they get super emotional and super angry?? Okay that's just-- WOW.

If you feel uncomfortable seeing your favorite character being shipped with someone else, then that just means that you're NOT ready and not mature enough to be an OC creator and be in a fandom space. Full stop.

and if I may speak from experience, I've lost a few friendships due to being... quite popular OC shipper with Ghost 🥲.Like, I don't know what's happening, I personally don't feel anything when I see other's OC's with Ghost, or any character I like with other OC's -- I EVEN DRAW OTHER OC'S WITH GHOST FOR COMMISSIONS 😭

But yeah, before I yap too much, thank you so much for the good words in the last paragraph! It's very very lovely, and I'm glad you have your own OC to have fun with! Happy creating and happy drawing💖!


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1 year ago

I think about baby fish a lot. It’s so funny how mammals come out Not Fully Developed all the time but fish are just ready to go. Like that’s just a smaller version of the adult


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1 year ago

I love babies/toddlers who are obviously so zooted the fuck out and have no idea where they are. Like me too dude


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1 year ago

I get asked constantly irl and on discord how I write/draw stuff and idk how to properly communicate that I just wing it. I just go with the flow. Babe I don’t even edit my stuff (and you can probably tell)


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1 year ago

I’m just booping people as I see them on my timeline so if you get like 27 boops from me in a weird timespan that’s why,


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1 year ago
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
Nautilus Expedition Live Streams (+ Their Commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022


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1 year ago

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

Reblog Only If You’ve Received Less Than 1000 Boops! We Can All Get Each Other To “max”

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1 year ago

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it


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1 year ago

A reminder that you can just make your own pride flags. Nobody can stop you. Do what you want

Don’t like the colours in a pride flag that you use for yourself? Go ham, change them. Have an identity that you’ve defined, but there’s no pride flag for it? Go wild, make one!!


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1 year ago

Song game, 1!

NOT okay where tumblr mobile puts the damn inbox I did not find this for like a WEEK

1 - Song you like with a colour in the title

Colourblind by Panda Eyes (does this even count?? LMAO)

Raise The Black Flag by Teminite (haven’t listened to this one in a while?)

Bruno is Orange by Hop Along (and like two other people)

Pink by Deko and Yameii Online

Everything Black by Unlike Pluto and Mike Taylor


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