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Boredom is such a supreme issue for me because once I’m bored I just. I don’t know how to fix it because suddenly nothing is appealing idk

- Heat lightning on a drive home from work. No rain, just lightning

- Beautiful rainstorms. They wash out the pollen for like a day. Not long, but makes me feel more tolerable

- Tornadoes? Crazy shit. There was a day the sky turned black in the afternoon

- The skid marks on the country road where someone took a joyride. Swerving, even did donuts. Appeared while I was gone, probably in the middle of the night. Doesn’t look like anyone got hurt

- The therapy llamas down the road had babies!!

- The buds of crops sticking through the farm fields

- The other day my family got a box full of like 40+ ears of sweet corn from a stranger. This isn’t even the first time this has happened. We had to get rid of (give away) so much corn

- Whirlpools in flooded creeks

- Air quality alerts. The place I used to live was so consistently smoggy that changes in the air quality were never really announced, nor a big deal

- People riding bikes! Walking dogs! Enjoying the day

- So remember the bridge I mentioned before where the war protestors were? Anyways sometimes there are also Trump supporters on that bridge, but that’s besides the point. Because TODAY (06/11) I saw an old man dressed in red with a Santa hat on and he was just. Flexing??? Like what??

- Two people using FaceTime and sign language

- Tractors twice the size of semis coming down the road

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor

Hey so are we gonna talk about how in the newest update there’s a package for 8-bit skins n stuff for Price, Ghost, Soap, and Farah?

Like I love Farah as much as the next lesbian, but,, Gaz? GAZ??? Like why??? He’s right there yall. He’s literally part of the 141 and Activision keeps acting like he’s not? The hell

It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

Finished updating my artfight assets (mostly) only to realize I was using a super outdated ref for a character and didn’t realize LAST YEAR??

Woe. @emmsiplier inventory upon ye

Posting this on my main because uhhhhh!!!

I made my own fishgender flag!

[ID : A PNG of a five-striped pride flag. The palette is a saturated green-blue, with the stripes darker at the top and gradually getting lighter at the bottom. In the center of the flag is a simple silhouette of a black fish with eyes and gills etched out.]

Fishgender is a xenogender that relates to a love of fish, not as a product but as an animal. Where one’s gender is related to or is a fish

Pronouns are fish/fish/fishes/fishes/fishself

Examples*:

Nominative // Fish // Fish went to the store

Accusative // Fish // I met fish today

Pronominal Possessive // Fishes // That chair is fishes

Predicative Possessive // Fishes // If I need a phone my friend will let me borrow fishes

Reflexive // Fishself // My friend has to drive fishself to school

*Made with the help of Pronoun Fandom Wiki!!

I know xenogender as an identity is not an identity that is mainstream, and part of me is worried that friends or family will find this post of something that I identify as and make fun of me for something that they do not understand. However, at this point, I don’t care too much? Even if I’m the only one who feels this way, I don’t mind, because it makes me feel comfortable with myself and that’s all that matters

Fishless version as well!

[ID : A PNG of a five-striped pride flag. The palette is a saturated green-blue, with the stripes darker at the top and gradually getting lighter at the bottom.]

Both these flags are free to use! You are also welcome to make your own versions of this flag, for example if the colours are too difficult to look at or discern from one another

I feel like we discuss art too much as a product to be consumed rather than a creation of a person

Holy shit. How many times do I have to say I’m not interested in a post for tumblr to realize that I’m NOT INTERESTED. Ugh

personally i kinda of enjoy it even though i dont use they/them because it kinda implies someone has looked at me and assumed i'm not cis lol. and at least in my social circle it's more polite to go with they/them if you aren't sure

please reblog for sample size :] its research

One of these days @emmsiplier is gonna post all the dumb shit I’ve said in call with them and it’s gonna be joever

Headcanon that Makarov just has beef with anyone who has blue eyes (see: price, soap) n that’s why soap’s eyes are green now

@emmsiplier can vouch this is probably the whole plot of mwiii

Living in capitalism is me being under the weather and needing a few days off because I don’t want to make other people miserable with my health but also being unable to take days off suddenly without a doctor’s note or I’ll get written up BUT not wanting to go through the trouble and cost of getting a doctor’s note

One of these days I’ll be in a relationship again (I’ve only ever been in three) (two of them were abusive)

i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol

Shoutout to the time last night I saw Konig getting an execution on someone and I was like “oh I’m gonna go watch and invade his personal space to make him feel triumphant” only to quickly realize. No. We were not on the same team and in fact it was my teammate being executed

Artist recreation

New sticker pack available now !

- A HUGE tractor hauling industrial farm equipment

- The people where I get my breakfast noticing that I’m not in my work uniform, asking “not going to work today?”

- A falcon desperately trying to balance on a telephone wire during a very windy day

- Two toddlers making instant friends with one another for no reason other than they were both toddlers in the same place

- Newly hatched baby geese. Couldn’t have been bigger than a baseball

- A helicopter flying maybe 500 feet off the ground, maybe less, spraying for mosquitos around the lake

- Being at a green light and when the car in front didn’t move for a good few seconds, nobody honked. Everyone was just patient

- The yellow trash bags on the side of the highway indicating the Lions have been there cleaning. The Lions are the local community service group

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor

4 and 26?

WOOOOO HI FISH HI FISH HIIIII

4. Any aquariums on your bucket list you’d like to visit?

I think Monterey Bay and the Georgia aquarium!!! I also wanna visit the SeaLife in New Zealand, that’s the largest one in the world and I wanna check out what’s going on over there.

26. Favourite aquatic mythological creature?

I am SUCH a sea serpent girlie. Sea Beast (the movie) did NOT help that. Idk!!! Big water dragon lookin thing… ough

Marine biology ask meme!

I didn't find any so I decided to make one myself! Can be applied to all aquatic animals or just a specific group if one desires (minding some animal group-specific questions, of course). Fish lovers come get your juice!!

What's your favourite aquatic animal?

What's your least favourite aquatic animal?

Do you have a favourite aquarium?

Any aquariums on your bucket list you’d like to visit?

What's your controversial marine biology take?

What’s your favourite semiaquatic animal?

What aquatic animal do you relate to the most? Why?

Favourite cartilaginous fish?

If you could keep any aquatic animal as a pet, with all the space they need and perfect care, what would it be?

Tell me what aquatic animal(s) you think is severely underrated.

Have you ever fished? Do you fish regularly, why or why not?

You are now a werebeast! What aquatic animal shall you choose to be your wereform?

What’s your earliest experience with fish/aquatic animals?

What was an important, defining moment you’ve had with fish/aquatic animals?

Favourite bony fish (ray-fins and lobe-fins alike)?

Who would you give the title of most sexual motherfucker in the ocean to?

Do you keep an aquarium or an outside pond? If so, what animals (or lack thereof) do you keep?

Share your most prized marine-themed possession!

Have you ever been to the ocean?

Gastropods or cephalopods?

Seals or whales?

Billfish or tunas?

Sea stars or sea urchins?

Goldfish or koi?

Coelacanths or lungfish?

Favourite aquatic mythological creature?

You can only invite three deep sea scavengers to your whalefall feast. Who?

What do you like most about aquatic life (e.g. their diversity, their colours, their importance)?

Best aquatic animal name?

Stupidest aquatic animal name?

Can you swim? Do you like swimming?

Do you partake in water sports? Which ones?

Favourite jawless fish?

Best extinct aquatic animal?

Most beautiful fish?

What’s the coolest aquatic animal fact you know?

What’s your favourite ocean- or aquatic animal-related movie (or do you have one in the first place)? Why?

Do you work or study to work in a field that deals with aquatic animals or bodies of water? If not, do you wish you could work in the field?

Favourite non-fish aquatic animal?

Share a pet peeve about something marine-related (e.g. a misconception, a portrayal or lack of portrayal of an animal, etc.) that drives you up the walls.

Dividers by @wateryourgender!! They are very pretty and nice indeed! :D

Lake Superior hands down. I could go OFF on it

Beautiful lake, terrifying and mysterious. So so so much history both brutal and amazing, this motherfucker changes the very climate around it?? Crazy

Bonus points for sturgeon in there

Since people were upset I didn't include the great lakes in my last poll, here's another one

How will they kiss… their mouths are incompatible…..

Someone else should be garposting and help me clear up this mess

I am willing to enter into an enemies to lovers uneasy alliance between species

Not pictured is Key dying immediately after taking this photo

Absolutely obsessed with this pic from @emmsiplier of my fucked up dead body

Absolutely obsessed with this pic from @emmsiplier of my fucked up dead body

I just started playing cod like four days ago and I don’t understand how people get so angry at video games LMAO like buddy!!! Have fun or ELSE this is a THREAT!!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Anon what does this mean

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day