oh-sturg - fish want me.
fish want me.

she/he/it // 21 // MDNIshitpost blog. have fun with my unfiltered adhd brain. art blog is https://www.tumblr.com/oh-sturg-art so uh.

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3 months ago

Asexual Flag Colorpicked from This Simpsons Image

Asexual Flag Colorpicked From This Simpsons Image
Asexual Flag Colorpicked From This Simpsons Image

Posted on Thursday the 20th!


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4 months ago

Waist so slutty you can tell I’m afab


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4 months ago

Hi js if someone is trying to lose weight and they’re taking smaller steps (cutting very small amounts of calories, changing their diet very little) and you undermine them by saying it’s not enough and that won’t do anything you’re actively part of the problem and demotivating them from doing anything further


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4 months ago

ALAS, IVE FALLEN INTO YOUR TRAP!!

But yeah. Guitarfish are rays!!

One of the easiest ways to tell the difference between shark and ray species is gill placement. Sharks have gills on the side, rays have gills on top!

You can also look behind their eyes for the presence of spiracles. Those are what help them pull water in from above them to push water over their gills beneath them! Sawfish are species of rays, saw sharks are species of sharks!

We actually have two species of guitarfish at work (Atlantic/giant shovelnose guitarfish and bowmouth guitarfish) and they’re sooooo funny

ALAS, IVE FALLEN INTO YOUR TRAP!!
ALAS, IVE FALLEN INTO YOUR TRAP!!
ALAS, IVE FALLEN INTO YOUR TRAP!!
ALAS, IVE FALLEN INTO YOUR TRAP!!
ALAS, IVE FALLEN INTO YOUR TRAP!!

Babe i don’t mean to be THAT GUY but bowmouth guitarfish aren’t sharks they are rays…………

I’m SO SORRY

Huzzah, you identified it for me too! >:) Thanks for the info, I quite literally had ZERO idea who that big fella was. Sometimes rays look like sharks and sharks look like rays, that’s how it goes and we adapt accordingly!


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4 months ago

As important as it is to protest, to stand up against what’s going on right now, and to revolt, please remember there are people who can’t.

Supporting one another also means protecting one another.

You don’t know a single democrat now. Not a one. You don’t know anyone who voted for Harris. You don’t know anybody queer or anybody who immigrated, legal or otherwise. You don’t know anyone who had or is contemplating an abortion. You don’t know anyone on birth control.

Revolution is not just about hating the other side. It’s about loving and caring for those on yours.


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5 months ago
Y’all. I’m Serious. Look At The End Of The Day You Can Do Whatever You Want. And Hey I Bully The

Y’all. I’m serious. Look at the end of the day you can do whatever you want. And hey I bully the absolute fuck out of the character. But having social anxiety doesn’t make you an uwu soft boi that’s just super shyyyy. Please.


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5 months ago
Based On (what Is About To Become) A True Story

Based on (what is about to become) a true story


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5 months ago

TADC is about suicide and here’s why

TW : Suicide

CW : Spoilers

Okay so. First of all, this might be a cold take. Someone else might’ve done this already or come up with this theory, I haven’t watched any videos EXCEPT for the actual show. So maybe I’m late to this

Additionally, we’re only on episode 4 of season 1 I could be COMPLETELY wrong on this. I might be looking too deep, so give me a grain of salt

The circus itself is giving very. Place after death vibes. Not purgatory, or heaven, or hell. But just… somewhere people go after they die. Yes I know in the first episode Pomni says she can’t get this stupid headset off so hey, maybe she’s still alive?? I DONT KNOW FOR SURE but maybe the headset is giving her a glimpse into the afterlife?

That, or it’s some kind of therapy program

IGNORING THAT

All of the main cast act like stereotypes of suicide victims, maybe it’s just me

Jax is an asshole, that much is obvious. We haven’t been given many inclinations into whether or not he has a softer side, but he seems to be compensating for something. It could be insecurity

Gangle is assumed to have been a shift manager at either a fast food restaurant or some other similar chain job, and it’s implied she wanted artist only to be told her dreams were unrealistic. Something that some people don’t know about people who are suicidal is that they can become extremely happy before going through with it, which we see with Gangle in episode 4 before she’s hit by a truck. Now the truck thing could be an accident, but she literally leans into the road. She looks surprised to see the truck, and maybe she was unaware of her surroundings at the time, but it could be that she also was surprised to go through the same experience again. She literally says that she snapped under the pressure of the job and responsibility. Could be headcanon. There’s also the whole masking emotions thing which is quite literal in its presentation

Ragatha is obviously toxicly positive. She tries to make things better and look on the bright side of things. She’s courteous and compassionate, but there’s no way she can be like that constantly. It’s just not humanly possible. Gangle says in episode 4 it’s hard to tell when she’s being genuine after you spend a lot of time with her, so perhaps it’s a coping method? Or a habit? In the pilot episode/episode 1, she literally tells Pomni she understands if she leaves her behind while she’s in pain. Maybe I’m misremembering, but she values others over herself. After a certain point that becomes exhausting. You can’t do it anymore

Zooble clearly goes through body dysmorphia as seen in episode 3. They don’t like their body, no matter how many times they can change it. This could also be a gender dysphoria thing, but we don’t see a lot of their relationship with their gender other than their pronouns being non-binary

Kinger is one I struggle with a little bit. We know he had a relationship with Queenie, and now she’s gone, but we don’t know if that relationship started in the circus or before either of them were brought into it. What we do know for sure is that he’s paranoid. In his first appearance the cast literally speculates that he will be the one to abstract next, with abstraction being the product of heavy dissociation. Sure, he’s not all paranoia and fear, but he’s wary. He’s a kind soul who broke under everything

Caine’s influence in all this is that he’s someone who isn’t depressed or suicidal. He’s the person who tries to fix those people, but goes about it in the wrong way. He’s trying to take their mind off of what makes them suicidal by shifting their attention. When they try to open up to him, he doesn’t understand their issues because he just isn’t suicidal like they are/were. Like Ragatha, he’s toxicly positive and tries to change the topic when things like that come up. Think of someone who doesn’t want you to show symptoms of mental illness around them because they “don’t like it” or “are offput” by it

That’s really all I’ve got on this. Again, I could be wrong or I might be totally late to the party but I can’t get this out of my head so


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5 months ago
Customer: I LOVE TO FISH DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS Verdict: DENIED

Customer: I LOVE TO FISH DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS Verdict: DENIED


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5 months ago

An update on this, the copper wood project has not gone through!! That being said, there is still the chance this could change in the future so it’s important to still keep this in mind

https://chng.it/fBz46gvTL8 um um um i think you can signal boost this……

Well, this mine is just comically evil. Let’s do something about it!

Sign the Petition
Change.org
Protect the Porkies, Protect Lake Superior— Stop the Copperwood Mine!
Protect the Porkies
Protect the Porkies
Join us in opposing a Canadian company's plan to turn Lake Superior and the Porcupine Mountains into a "SACRIFICE ZONE"

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5 months ago

Age: 20

Height: 5’4

Grade: None

Confidence: 7/10

Happiness: 5/10

Fav Food: Angel hair

Fav Show: Crossing Jordan, starting to get into Bones

Fav Artist: Fox Stevenson

Fav Colour: Silver

Followers: 31

End of year stats!

Age: won’t say but minor

Height: 5’5

Grade: won’t say

Confidence: 7/10

Happiness: 5/10

Gender: gender fluid

Sexuality: asexual

Romantic: aroflux

Fav food: probably ramen?

Fav show: b99

Fav movie: not any

Fav song: too many to pick!!!

Fav artist: wallows or dayglow

Relationship status: single

Fav colour: green

Fav season: winter

Followers: 358 (as of Dec 29 at 2 am)


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5 months ago

Something on my mind related to Sonic 3 grossing higher than Mufasa

I think it’s hilarious. Obviously. Disney has to stop making live action movies and adaptations (yes I know it’s technically animation and not live action but there’s not a good word to describe it). I get Mufasa is technically not a remake of anything previous but it’s so annoying to see them prioritizing realism over their roots in cartoons. I just saw a poster for live action Snow White

I have my gripes about the Sonic movie’s lip syncing and expressions but it’s still more endearing than whatever 2019 Lion King did, and probably better than Mufasa. I haven’t seen it but knowing how the last one went, I doubt they improved on the issues with emotion and expressions judging by the trailers

But Mufasa grossing lower isn’t going to teach them anything. It’s Disney, they have the money to ignore it and keep doing whatever they want. It has to be a long, consistent loss for them for them to actually realize that people and their target audience of children aren’t looking for that from Disney

Sonic 3 was great don’t give Disney money <3


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5 months ago

Anyone else think that fish lures look super pretty and even tasty or just me

Anyone Else Think That Fish Lures Look Super Pretty And Even Tasty Or Just Me
Anyone Else Think That Fish Lures Look Super Pretty And Even Tasty Or Just Me

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5 months ago

i love the varieties of minecrafters that exist. every time i start on a new server youll have like. my friend who built a starter mansion on stone tools. vs me who lives in a hole with a villager breeder, 47 disorganised chests and no bed. we are neighbors.


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5 months ago

Okay so I need to reblog because I HAVE to share this story

But when I was in Socorro, one night the chef cooked pasta salad. I’m a picky eater with texture issues, and the crew knew this. I had only been really eating bread for dinner up until this point, and I LOVE pasta. I was super excited!!

They had rotini, which I love, penne, which I hate, and what looked to be spaghetti, which I also love. The crew hostess, a lovely woman named Anie, said that there was still pasta left that was completely plain. Garnish free. Which is the only kind of pasta I eat. I thanked her endlessly, she just needed to know what kind I wanted

I went for rotini, only for her to tell me that there was none left. That’s fine, I could take the spaghetti. I took my seat at the dining booth and she gave me my plate of spaghetti

Only it wasn’t spaghetti

You know how spaghetti is cylindrical? When you look at an uncooked strand from above, it’s a circle. It was NOT CIRCLE SHAPED!! It was shaped like an X?? It was tubular like spaghetti, and yet it wasn’t. Circular?

I cannot find the name of this noodle to save my LIFE. I didn’t even notice it at first, instead just slurping it in my mouth. Yeah. I ate bread that night

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)


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5 months ago

Teaching kids consent is so important, even if you don’t know them

I work with kids almost every day. I like to give high fives and fist bumps. If I ask a kid for a high five and they don’t give me one? I’m not gonna force them to, even if the parent tried. I just go “eh, they’re not feeling it! That’s okay” and move on

It’s that easy


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5 months ago

Just heard CNN compare the united healthcare shooting to Virginia Tech and Columbine

I’m sorry?? Those are NOT the same

EDIT: I don’t remember if this is exactly what they said but like. Idk that’s what I heard. And hey, if they’re speaking in a way that can be misconstrued as that, then I mean


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5 months ago

Dude the amount of snot in me is unreal


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6 months ago

Iceberg videos are just top 10 lists for this generation


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6 months ago

Saddest part about working in the field I do is that the professional word is “juvenile” bitch that is a baby ass stingray!! Juvenile whatever that bitch a baby imma call her a baby!


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6 months ago

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6 months ago

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!! At work they keep calling them lake sturgeon and it’s INFURIATING!!! I keep asking them to test them or change how they’re listed or SOMETHING but they INSIST they’re lake sturgeon

WHITE STURGEON??

WHITE STURGEON??

I do believe so

@superiorsturgeon is better than me at fish id tho so forgive me for summoning the professor


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6 months ago

*grabs your hands and speaks to you in a tone that is so gentle* they/them pronouns stop being universal once you learn a person's pronouns. Sometimes that person's pronouns will include they/them and in that specific case you are allowed to keep using those pronouns for that person. In any case where you learn a persons pronouns and that person doesn't use they/them, you should no longer use those pronouns for that person. If you continue to use they/them pronouns knowing that person doesn't use them, you are now misgendering that person. Kindly stop doing that please. Thank you, I love you.


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6 months ago

donald trump headcanons:

bi-curious femboy

uses trump/trumps/trumpself pronouns also do/na/ld neos

⅕ latina baddie

thunder thighs 😍😍😍😍😍

literally not like other girls 🙄

4'9

favourite webtoon is the boyfriends webtoon and his most searched wattpad trope is alpha x alpha spice

wait 🫷🏼 they 👥 don't 🙅🏼‍♀️ love 😘 you 🫵🏼 like i 👀 love 🥰 you 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

has a poster of hitler in drag on his ceiling

most listened to artist on spotify and youtube music is ollie london

bikini spray tan summer 🌞🏝️👙

his fursona is chester cheetah

exclusively e-dates (roblox and picsart)


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6 months ago

help the hockey boys are calling one another breedable again


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6 months ago

My friend made an interesting UQuiz!

My Friend Made An Interesting UQuiz!
uquiz.com
The AI ones are from /r/AIArt on reddit. The real ones are from various places including DeviantArt, Unsplash, Etsy, Instagram, Wikipedia, a

It's good practice for clocking AI images, has a variety of photograph-like and art-like renders along with real images and photographs. The nom-AI images are cited and carefully verified so you can see who made them :)

Unrelated to this, this friend also made a cool tool a few years back that lets you convert exposure to particular AQI for lengths of time into the equivalent number of cigarettes in terms of impact to your health!


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6 months ago

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH
Fish are less one group of animals and more several distinct groups lumped together because they kinda look similar. Find out which one you are!

I choose to believe that I am a mighty sturgeon. 


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6 months ago

I need to give the context that there were three of them doing this but then one swam away before I could take a picture

This Too Is Yuri

This too is yuri

You’re right! Sturgeon yuri, sturi :)


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