To All Trans Guys: Short Men Are Cool

Character idea : human that was bitten by a vampire has to come to terms that they can't eat garlic bread any more

Plot twist: they are ace

This is just the tall goth friend protecting their cottagecore friend prove me wrong

Gir

yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

i don't care if he has committed crimes he's just a little guy

I love getting ads for apps I'm in like girl I'm already here

Last night i had a dream that a movie theater was playing a movie on April 1st and it was just a rick roll for an hour and a half

This just might be the night i lay on the grass in the rain. Why? Because my brain is like that.

Someone:are you a boy or a girl

Me: I'm a rat

Someone: what

Me: a ŔÅŤ

Tis 2/22/22 on a Tuesday

Today is the TWOSDAY! Which might never happen again.