This Is Just The Tall Goth Friend Protecting Their Cottagecore Friend Prove Me Wrong

Someone:are you a boy or a girl

Me: I'm a rat

Someone: what

Me: a ŔÅŤ

I'm sorry but do humans eat their god??

Actually that would make a lot more sense

what if a rat said cheesus christ

Saw this at work and i never related more

Tis 2/22/22 on a Tuesday

Today is the TWOSDAY! Which might never happen again.

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

The boop-o-Meter is the best thing I've seen on Tumblr in a while

That poor duck :(

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

Worm crown worm crown!

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

Me: seeing an autistic coded character in media

Also me: don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin themdon't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't kin them don't