As Someone Who Truly Lives In The Middle Of Bumbfuck Nowhere, I Cannot Express How Deeply I Am Disturbed

Aftg is so funny because Neil had so many chances to escape certain death but he just wanted to play stickball so fucking bad

Pulled up to the function! The function is loud. I want to go home.

Sharing my yearning playlist cuz I'm bored

I wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

Like real people do - Hozier

She - dodie

If I'm being honest - also dodie

Girls - girl in red

Spend some time - tessa violet

Words ain't enough - tessa violet

Sleepover - hayley kyoko

Feelings - hayley

I wanna be missed - HAYLEY

Bad idea - tessa violet

I do adore - mindy gledhill

Crush - tessa violet

I didn't just kiss her - jen foster

Can I call you tonight? - dayglow

Reasons why I like you - abbey glover

Just a friend to you - meghan trainor

Wish you were gay - billie eilish

Wish I knew you - the revivalists

Alrighty Aphrodite - peach pit

I know lots of these aren't even wlw but the pronouns are neutral so who cares

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

Nuns have the perfect opportunity to float around on rumbas and put the true fear of god into people.

mfers be like “I’m not ready for a long term relationship” then watch one piece, be fr

Hello Pretty Girl in the Bathroom.

You may have seen me set my latte down before I washed my hands. This is not because I’m an icky gross person who purposefully took my latte into the bathroom and then drank it after it was infected by poop particles in the air. I was trying to wait outside the bathroom for my friend but was then aware of the fact that I was in the way of every other person it the area. I therefore escaped to the bathroom with my latte and proceeded to hide in the toilet until everyone else had left. I give my deepest apologies to you, whom I did not consider would still be washing your hands in the sink. Rest assured I proceeded to throw away my six dollar latte in the hopes that I could atone. I sincerely regret any and all mental harm I may have caused to in this endeavour. If you are willing to overlook this harrowing experience, I am, at the moment, unmarried.

Sorry again,

Icky(?) girl with the chai

Drawing is refusing to pick up a pencil for half a year and being surprised when you haven’t improved