Nuns Have The Perfect Opportunity To Float Around On Rumbas And Put The True Fear Of God Into People.

The true test of character if what you do when someone calls for a silly picture

Personally, I burst into tears

Tired of pretending Remus was conventionally attractive. He was undeniably pale as shit, covered in acne, and the skinniest nerd twerp you’ve ever seen. Not to mention he broke his nose an astrinomical amount of times and had the worst posture know to man. No more ugly Remus erasure

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

Aftg is so funny because Neil had so many chances to escape certain death but he just wanted to play stickball so fucking bad

Pulled up to the function! The function is loud. I want to go home.

Hello Pretty Girl in the Bathroom.

You may have seen me set my latte down before I washed my hands. This is not because I’m an icky gross person who purposefully took my latte into the bathroom and then drank it after it was infected by poop particles in the air. I was trying to wait outside the bathroom for my friend but was then aware of the fact that I was in the way of every other person it the area. I therefore escaped to the bathroom with my latte and proceeded to hide in the toilet until everyone else had left. I give my deepest apologies to you, whom I did not consider would still be washing your hands in the sink. Rest assured I proceeded to throw away my six dollar latte in the hopes that I could atone. I sincerely regret any and all mental harm I may have caused to in this endeavour. If you are willing to overlook this harrowing experience, I am, at the moment, unmarried.

Sorry again,

Icky(?) girl with the chai

Don’t tell anyone but before today I was kind of eh about Renee Rapp because I thought the lyric was “can a gay girl get a nae nae?”

mfers be like “I’m not ready for a long term relationship” then watch one piece, be fr

It’s the second season we’ve always wanted

I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of Ouran High School Host Club and asked it to write its own episode. This is the first page. 

Inspired by Keaton Patti’s “I Forced A Bot To Watch 1000 Hours Of…”

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