Softness is strength
ideas from@/ a.dykeotomy on tiktok!!
“sneezed”
“got poked in the eye”
“turns out fish don’t fear me at all….he just came right up to me..”
“inflation”
“wouldn’t you like to know weather boy”(a classic imo)
“too powerful”
“some freak named Dave.”
“fucked around….found out.”
“Geese.”
Some funny/less paltable things you can say when people invasively ask why you have a mobility aid!
"It's a weapon."
Ignore them
Something dramatic like "Oh I was attacked by a shark" or "I got caught in a zombie apocalypse"
"It's to spice up my outfit"
"I tried to build an army of insert favorite animal and they turned on me :("
"What insert mobility aid?"
"Why do you have an insert mobility aid?"
"Why do you not have an insert mobility aid"
"Do I know you?"
"Yeah I guess I just couldn't wait for my 60s"
"Just to bother you."
"Just to confuse you."
"Wouldn't you like to know"
"I went through a wildly traumatic experience, thanks for asking"
RB/comment your go-to when somebody asks about your mobility aid!
I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:
I am besieged by the affliction
The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.
I can't do that, because of The Curse
Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.
Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.
me looking at a cool red cane at walmart: no...i musn't....i have three of you already....
what do you mean the only medicine that works for me....is illegal in this country without a prescription and referral....when they hand our opiods after surgeries...
If hurting me does not hurt you, you don’t love me. You’re using me.
k.b // by jerry flowers jr
i’m still alive, I’m sorry for my lack of posting, the despair of social media rotted my brain and caused me to need some outside mental help.
Hopefully I’ll get back to posting normally.
nihilism and stoicism isn’t enough, I need God.