Genderbent Levi: I Wish I Had The Ability To Make Boys Nervous.

I haven't checked in on this account in literally like 3 years

GUYS I got another ask and went to answer it but then I left the tab and now I can't FIND IT AGAIN

I was about to be like Hmm Maybe I Should Actually. Write Again. After 4 years. And then I can't find my asks I'm gonna kilometers per second

The Brothers as Random Texts I've sent in the last 24 hours

Satan: I'm not FUCKING ANGRY I'm just being a sarcastic bitch

Leviathan: I'm not good at insulting people BUT IF I WAS You'd be SO roasted rn

Beelzebub: Currently eating a tomato like an apple because I want to eat but I also need to be healthy

Asmo: How do I brag without sounding like a narcissistic bitch

Belphegor, replying: You already are a narcissistic bitch

Asmo: I know but how do I not SOUND like one

Hi! I have no idea if your requests are open or not. But if they are, can you do some cuddling headcanons with the twins? (Thank you! Also this is my first time ever submitting an ask ever sorry if I came off as weird or anything.)

Omg, hi! Sorry it took so long for me to answer, hope I made these to your satisfaction! And no worries, it didn’t come off weird.

Beelzebub:

This boy really likes cuddling with you

He honestly just sees a prolonged hug as a cuddle, though

He’ll be cuddling you in the kitchen most of the time, because then he can snack on the job.

He’s so big, so it just feels like you’re being hugged by a marshmallow

A giant, muscular marshmallow

His favorite way to cuddle you is for you to lay down on his chest so he can make sure you’re safe while cuddling

The boy is basically a giant puppy, so he just loves being with you

Belphegor:

Sorry, you thought his brother loved cuddles? You’d best prepare yourself for the cuddle master!

This guy will cuddle you anywhere

Couch, bed, the floor, you name it!

He just loves being able to hold you and then fall asleep

He smells like sleep, and that doesn’t really help if you’re trying to stay awake

His favorite way to cuddle you is to use you as a pillow! (How flattering)

No, seriously. He loves laying his head on your chest or your lap and then... fall asleep.

You don’t even have to ask for cuddles from this guy, it’s like he has a sixth sense for this sort of thing

Oh my god these are so adorable~! I want them all❤

The scenarios are really adorable uwu. Can I request headcanons when the kids are already, like they can speak and walk, and cause some trouble.

I’m sorry it’s so late! I hope it’s okay😁💞

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Their baby’s grown up! (Brothers and Diavolo)

Lucifer:

- their toddler insists she always sits on Lucifer’s lap while he’s working

- She’ll point at every document on his desk going “what’s that?”

- Always rats out MC to her daddy by saying stuff like ‘mummy said you’re really handsome’

- She always runs straight into Diavolo’s arms when Lucifer is visiting the Prince before he even has a chance to stop her

Mammon:

- Their toddler always steals his sunglasses and puts them on when he’s not looking so that she can “look like Daddy!”

- She doesn’t keep any of Mammon’s secrets, if he’s plotting something, their little girl will go running straight up to MC going “daddy’s being naughty again!”

- She’ll follow Mammon around wherever he goes because she loves him so much and finds him so fascinating

Levi:

- their toddler will sit for hours on end in front of the fish tank just gawping at Henry 2.0

- He’ll be a really cute and quiet toddler and won’t ever cause any trouble, he’s just content with sitting with Levi on his lap as they both watch an anime together

- He always tells Mammon off when him and Levi are squabbling - he will always take his Daddy’s side and pout at the second eldest brother!

Satan:

- oh boy Satan and MC’s girl is such a diva, and she has his wrapped around her tiny finger

- She will pull this very distinct pout face whenever she wants something from him (usually snacks) and he always gives in

- Tells Satan to “shh” when he’s reading aloud and insists that he listens to her babble as she attempts to read her baby book

- Loves sleeping in his and MC’s bed in between them

Asmo:

- their little girl is just like her daddy, she always asks him to paint her nails or brush her hair which he happily obliges to

- MC will always walk into their bedroom to see Asmo and their girl at their ‘salon’ doing each other’s nails

- “You sit down Mummy, I’ll do your nails next”

- She always needs a haircut because her curly blonde hair is always getting in the way of her face

- Likes to copy all of Asmo’s dramatic hand movements

Beel:

- their toddler is always telling Beel off for coming near her food, she’ll shout “NO! My food - off!” And will wave her little hand at him

- Constantly asks Beel to carry her on his shoulders, she’ll look at him with big eyes and go “up!” as she wiggles her fingers

- MC always finds her trying to break into the cupboards in the kitchen to find a snack

- Refers to her Uncle Belphie as “moo” because he’s got a cow pillow

Belphie:

- their toddler is constantly worrying MC sick because he will disappear for ages and she will always find him napping in the weirdest places

- Cries a lot because he’s always wanting a snooze, he loves being held a lot by MC

- They have to watch what they say around him because he’ll pick up anything that Belphie says (it didn’t go down well once when the toddler shouted “stupid Lucifer!” Over and over)

Diavolo:

- she’s quite mischievous but Diavolo lets her get away with it, if he’s having an important meeting over the camera, he’ll let her sit on his lap and babble to the random demons on the computer

- He’ll always find her sat on his throne pretending to be a princess which melts his heart

- She always passes little love notes to MC from Diavolo while he has a big grin on his face (their toddler and him are always doing cute things for her mummy)

Thank y'all for not being nazis! :)

Study Cuddles

  First post! I don’t know what to say so just read this fluffy interaction with Belphie.

   You had exams coming up. Not only did you have your daily tasks from being an exchange student, now you had exams on subjects vastly different from the university courses in the human world. Spellcasting was difficult, Soul-taking was unsettling, and even PE was way more extreme than you had hoped it to be. At least your culinary classes had helped you cook things not especially harmful to humans, or feed Beel when it turned out they were more harmful than you’d like. Math was at easier than all your other classes, as you had a few years to learn algebra before you even got to this hellish college. But this algebra question on your study guide had you stumped. You had been sitting at a table in the cafeteria for hours doing your assignments, studying for the exams only a few days away. Lucifer had been pestering you about it until you gave in. Your room would have felt too cramped with all the textbooks everywhere, so you moved to the cafeteria. You began to regret it, however, as your back began aching a few hours into the study spree. You had been so focused on your work and your pained back that you hadn’t noticed the footsteps behind you.

“What are you doing here?” You jumped ever so slightly at the sleepy voice and turned around to face violet eyes brimming with curiosity under a fringe of black and white. “You should be sleeping.”

 “Why? What time is it?” You replied as you turned back around to check your D.D.D. It was 11:00 at night. So you had been studying for 9 hours straight. “Oh. I-i hadn’t realized-” You cut yourself off, flustered that Belphegor, of all people, had caught you this late studying. “Wait, why aren’t you asleep? You’re always sleepy, so why are you awake?

Your question had visibly caught him off guard, and he stumbled over his words while responding with “I...I couldn’t sleep.” Couldn’t sleep?! You’re the Avatar of Sloth, how can you not sleep? Your head was full of questions and claims contradicting his answer. Just as you were about to ask them, however, you noticed his puffy eyes and hesistated. He had been crying. That’s why he wasn’t asleep.

“What’s wrong?” You weren’t sure how else to ask him; you weren’t sure what else to ask him. All you knew in that moment was that he needed comfort. He stayed silent at your question and sat down to your left on the uncomfortable bench. He looked incredibly sad in that moment, and your heart ached for you to do something about it. It pained you to see him that way and not know what to do to help him. He leaned forward onto the table, crossing his arms and laying his head down. You could definetly see him shaking slightly, and your heart shattered.

“Well, I’m going to keep studying. You can stay with me if you want.” Belphie didn’t make any move to acknowledge you. He just sat there, unmoving and silent. You tried to direct your attention back to your textbook, but hadn’t even gotten through a few sentences before you glanced back at Belphie. He hadn’t moved a muscle. You reached up with your left hand and stroked his back, feeling him shake beneath your touch. His breathing evened out slightly, and he slowly calmed himself down as you tried to focus on your textbook.

“MC?” His voice was somewhat calm now, and you hummed in responce. “Can I stay here? Just for a while?” He turned his head to face you now, and you could see the pink on his cheeks. Giving him a warm smile, you nodded. He sat up suddenly and wrapped his arms around you, holding you close as if he never wanted to let go. You hesitated before returning it, and there you stayed for what must have been a solid 3 minutes. He finally released you and you could feel tingling where he had hugged you. He sat silent for a bit, his face a bright red for a few seconds. You couldn’t help but giggle at how flustered he was in that very moment. He stood up from his place at your side. “Scoot forward, I have an idea.” He said, facing away from you to hide his still pink cheeks. You raised an eyebrow, then shrugged and did as he asked. He sat behind you  with his legs outside yours and wrapped his arms around your torso, leaning on your back and placing his head on your shoulder.

“There, now I can sleep comfortably and you can study.” He said, smiling widely. You could feel your cheeks flush at his touch and leaned forward. You mind was racing, and you desperately tried to distract yourself with the textbook in front of you. He turned his head to the side and lay still as your mind raced. Your heart was thumping so loud you thought it might burst. How could he sleep so peacefully with your heart this loud? Surely he could hear it. Yet he still lay perfectly still, softly breathing. You could feel his chest rising and falling against your back, and before long your eyelids felt very heavy. It wasn’t long before you found yourself laying down on top of the textbook you needed to study, on the cusps of sleep.

Studying for that exam will have to wait until tomorrow.

Yes, I do requests!

  Obviously, fluff is dominant on this blog, but angst can be requested. NSFW requests are out of the question because I’m uncomfortable with that. Ask box should be open now!

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers.

(No pressure!)

I found the asks yippee !!!! (Have mercy I haven't touched my actual profile in centuries)

I promise promise promise I'll get to the actual Obey Me asks soon (some of them have been waiting in the closet and staring ominously through the cracks in the rotting wood) but I need to like. Redownload the game and relearn the personalities so I don't get TOO ooc (might still include far-fetched headcanons if they spark joy)

But for now the top five things that make me happy would probably be

-Anything resembling the autism creature or similar doodles (reaction images, little stupids, etc)

-Petrichor

-Gradients in digital art (particularly from purple to pink to orange to gold) (it's like hiding a sunset and a touch of the natural magic of the world in something that will always be man-made)

-Games of any sort

-Peanut butter

Solomon: Hey, you know the House of Lamentation is haunted?

MC, who just arrived in Devildom: It is?

Solomon: Yeah, by tall ghost bitches

Solomon: Look, there's one now!

Beel, hitting his head on the doorway: ow

MC: (scream)