My Life Is A Crack Show Slam Poetry, But Its Not Really Poetry Its Just A Drunk Guy On A Stage Trying

Evolution…

Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

Skulker: Is that why you keep calling yourself "Danny"?

Johnny: That's his name.

Skulker: Is it?

Danny: Yes! You never bothered to find out?

yes im very normal about them :)

*makes a minute long edit*

The modern team awesome thing

Eugene: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Varian: me when i take 17 benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man

Eugene: THE WHO!?

Varian: oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?

the way grian just yoinks robo scar T-T

[Damian, Tim and Jason on Patrol]

Damian: Tt, the flashlight won't work.

Tim: [smacks Jason's head]

Tim: Take off your helmet and open your glow in the dark eyes freak

Jason: ????????

"I make coffee. I pretend I'm in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove."

-Via "ineloquent-creature" , 10:56 a.m. // 03 August, 2021

I was made a bill cipher humanisation

I rewatched gravity falls and was make my childhood dream come true - drawing own bill humanisation….

Here is some sketches

Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them

Explanation:

Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.

The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt

So Tommy becomes a villain instead

Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.

Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.

Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.