The modern team awesome thing
Eugene: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Varian: me when i take 17 benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man
Eugene: THE WHO!?
Varian: oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?
Au where SBI are heroes and Tommy becomes a villain to spend time with them
Explanation:
Basically Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are all superheroes, the best ones in the city, but because they're so busy saving lives all the time they accidentally start to neglect their youngest, Tommy. So Tommy realizes that the only way to see his family is when they're at work.
The problem is that Phil, Techno, and Wilbur don't want to let tommy become a hero since they don't want him to get hurt
So Tommy becomes a villain instead
Turns out he's a bit too good at being a villain, because his family can never catch him.
Cue his family neglecting Tommy more, but spending more time trying to catch this new villain who just seems to know exactly how to outsmart them.
Tommy realizes that he can be himself around his family when he's the villain, loud laugh, funny jokes that annoy them.. all without the tension and guilt that all of them seem to have around him. So Tommy stops bothering to try and spend time with his family as a civilian, after all, all he needs to do is blow up an entire building and his family will come.
im very aware that this person is absolutely awful for me but im gonna stick around just to make sure
I love bsd because, in actuality, there are no canon romantic relationships but as soon as you remove the context
"You're a rough ride."
"Shut up!!"
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*stars and hearts everywhere* *looks up through eyelashes* That's what makes me love you
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"You have got to stop jabbing me in the ass with that sword!"
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*cups face tenderly* *smiles* what a violent way to wake up snow white
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"But if my dear Ranpo were to die in those novels... what would I do with myself?"
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And, we can't forget about...
"Chuuya. Come back to me. Our fates will not end here. Because you and I are destined to-" *gets shot*
The way Jon mirrors Talia's pose.
big and litol wing art dump ^_^
here is the fic from the third one!!! go read it rn !!!!!!
im going to be eating my wendys frosty with my hands like the old ones intended
The birds are up to something (shenanigans most definitely)
Closeups below
do they know it’s legal yet
Tim: Want to play a game?
Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?
Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.
Jason:
Jason: Awesome.