Latest Posts by o-shit-i-probably-fucked-it-up - Page 3

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

I GO THANK FUCK

Well, well, look who's inside again...

you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

HOLY FUCK. I SHIT YOU NOT I WATCHED THIS WHEN I WAS NINE AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT BUT IT KEPT APPEARING IN WIERD VISIONS AND MEMORIES I COULDN'T RECALL UNTILL I SAW THIS POST.

nothing I can ever explain will make this show make sense

I did cut it bc there’s like hidden cartoon nudity but cmon unless you’re like 13 you’ll be fine

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

Cowards won’t Reblog

:)

1. A crow cause I like shiny things and I want to do acrobatics but don't have the talent as a human.

2. Probably nothing 😉 ifykyk, jk it's graphic tee + jeans and I throw on my converse

3. With the options given, probably a dryad because morphing from tree to human is fucking metal, but I would prefer eldritch god please and thank you.

4. Mmm I'm still finding it but at the moment it's alt, emoish, with some slight gothic influence idk I'm trying to be cool.

5. I love real milk, the creamier the better.

6. Milk first then cereal, but ideally no cereal just milk. M- I L K.

7. oooh I love this question. So, it's a 4-step process

Step 1: have them laid out in front of you and start with the minor things ie. Pulling out their hair one by one or fingernails but very slowly. Be careful not to let too much blood be lost we want them alive for the final bow

Step 2: make small incisions in their skin like neck, eyelids etc and pour gasoline into them preferably with a dropper or a syringe (you could also just inject but this is more fun) , remember to make multiple cuts and incisions for maximum gasoline coverage.

Step 3: Light on starting from toes, the gasoline should react well causing the fire to burrow under their skin for effective skin and nervous system damage. Fry until 105 degrees because by then the bodys cells and cell membranes start to melt.

Step 4: Enjoy! And remember kids always torture your victims with adult supervision 😁 Share with your friends 😜

K that me @wizardex-yt, @out-peek +whoever else

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

Glad you remembered, I too have zero fucking idea so I'll follow your format

Last Song: 20th century breakdown by Green day

Last Book: White Nights by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Last movie: INTERSTELLAR (I LOVE INTERSTELLER)

Last game: *in a tiny voice

does scrabble count 🥺?

Last tv show: uhh got signed out of Netflix a while back but I think it was Seinfeld

Sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury please and thank you, my spice tolerance ends at pepper (kidding but it is pretty low)

Relationship: single Pringle

Fav colour: depends on my mood but currently BOSAS cover green

Last internet search: at what temperature does a human body melt at (105 degrees plus if you're wondering)

K so @wizardex-yt, @out-peek , @frozejiasstuff and whoever else wants to join.

10 people I’d like to know better

Thanks for tagging me for this tag game, @twistthing!

Last Song: Get Louis Theroux it - Tom Cardy

Last Book: Carmilla by Sheridan Le Fanu

Last Movie: The Italian Job

Last Game: Super R-Type

Last TV Show: Star Trek: TNG

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: Savoury

Relationship: Taken

Fav Colour: Purple

Last Internet Search: "how tall of Jared Leto" (spelling mistakes and all - I'm quite sleep deprived at the moment)

Tagging (with no pressure): @animentality @lordpudi @lady-yfrit @ancientsorcerer @holdiethemoldie @troyrepresentative8 @osbob-the-existent @fire-but-ashes-too @rhokisb @mylee-sketches and anyone who wants to join!

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

🥺

Get attacked!! ✨🌈 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 🌈

awww <3

however the bloodline ends with me (/silly, if you want me to I will xx)

i wanna talk about this shot

reblog with the age you turn in 2018

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

Get attacked!! ✨🌈 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 🌈

I've been hit. Tell my AO3 account I love her.

reblog to make someone bisexual

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

who up wanting to change things that can't be changed

Rb to give your mutuals a baby stoat to gently hold

havinh a dad who doesnt understand that you're nerodivergent and don't function like him is so fun /sarc

Deep/Fun Questions to Ask!

Do you like watching sunsets?

Have you ever started a rumor?

What makes you laugh hard?

What's the last concert you went to?

If you believed in it, what would you be reincarnated to?

What's your current vocal stim?

What shirt are you wearing?

Who or what is on your mind?

What are your favorite pair of shoes?

What would easily win you over if someone gave you it?

What three words describe you?

What's a funny memory you have?

Do you have any drunk stories?

What's one thing you own that you're sure no one else has?

Do you have any superstitions?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What weird thing do you do when you're alone?

What is the worst food you've ever had?

What fictional character would you bring to life if you could?

If you could join a career immediately, what would it be?

What keeps you going during the day?

Current song on repeat?

Funniest inside joke?

What's your favorite piece of jewelry you own?

Favorite niche topic?

What fandom are you currently in?

Most controversial take?

Favorite ship and why?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos, and what are they?

What is your worst & best quality?

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

INTERSTELLAR (2014) dir. Christopher Nolan

I will say, the irony of Interstellar is that if they’d let the characters do the “selfish” thing, or rather, the things they wanted to do to see the people they loved sooner, then it wouldn’t have cost them a lifetime. If they’d stayed away from the first planet with the time dilation and then gone to the planet that had the scientist that Brand loved, then it would’ve only been a handful of years max. Cooper would’ve probably made it home for Murph’s high school graduation. And thats part of the theme, I think. That love was the beacon all along. The data lied. The data lied every time, but love never did

Greek mythology being a PAST hyperfixation makes me sad 😢 but I understand

REBLOG FOR BIGGER SAMPLE SIZE!! WHAT SHOULD I GET BACK INTO?

The fact that waffles exist is a blessing in itself

Not sure if we can jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin our way out of this one, boys.